Colchester: A Shameful Essex Dump

Is Colchester a nice place to live or is Colchester rough?

Colchester, Christ, where to begin with this absolute dump? As with most big towns, it’s the people that let this place down. I’ve lived in a few different places and **** me this has to be the worst. It has become so overcrowded, depressing and has seriously gone down hill in the past few years. […]

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Top 10 most deprived towns in England 2019

Is Jaywick Sands a nice place to live or is Jaywick Sands rough?

A minor miracle has just happened in the UK. The government has published the new indices of multiple deprivation statistics… before the next election. Coming around less often than a leap year, these are the statistics that a lot of politicians dread. Last published in 2015, they are the definitive guide to how god-awful each […]

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Harlow – Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter…

Is Harlow a nice place to live or is Harlow rough?

I like to think I’m a fairly hardened sort of person towards ugliness but I was not prepared for Harlow. I spent the early parts of my life in such, shall we say less than aesthetically pleasing, places as Middlesbrough, Bradford, Stoke-on-Trent and pre-gentrification Hackney. About five years, ago, I started a new job in […]

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Clacton-On-Sea: a pure warning!

Is Clacton-on-sea a nice place to live or is Clacton-on-sea rough?

You may be thinking of coming to Clacton, think again, Clacton is absolute s***. It’s filled with horrible little kids who think they are the best, they break shop windows, start fights and cause havoc to everyone. I don’t know where their parents are but they must be somewhere. Don’t be tricked by the pier. […]

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Bradwell on Sea: Village of the damned

Is Bradwell on sea a nice place to live or is Bradwell on sea rough?

If when passing through the toilet bowl that is Latchingdon late at night, you took a wrong turn, got lost but kept on driving for 10 miles on that a road to nowhere, you probably had the misfortune of finding yourself at what seemed to be the edge of the earth, otherwise known as Bradwell […]

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Crime Statistics for Watton’s Green, Epping Forest, Essex, 2024

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Crime Statistics for Walton-on-the-Naze, Tendring, Essex, 2024

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