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Read More… from Socio-economic statistics for Little Hallingbury, Essex
Welcome to the country’s biggest dead end town, where nobody works, **** of the earth live & kids play on the street until the early hours of the morning. Everybody I see, smokes weed. Everybody I look at is ****. Everything I do is better than the ******** do that live here. Outside the 3 […]
Read More… from Tilbury: Welcome to the country’s biggest dead end town
Some people don’t know that they’re born. How can they possibly class largely middle-class Essex communities such as Billericay and Brentwood as “c**v towns,” when the mother of them all, the capital city of Chavdom and South Essex’s own Gotham City lies menacingly just over the horizon? They simply aren’t in the same league. In […]
Harlow is easily one of the worst ****-hotspots in Britain bar-none and is the ideal place to go if you’re borderline suicidal and need that tiny bit of incentive to get you reaching for the kitchen-knife and carving your wrists up with fevered urgency. There are two sculptures in the centre of Harlow that are of […]
Read More… from Harlow – A Fetid Stool Of A Town Stinking Up Britain
Dagenham has all the charm of a fetid pool of primordial muck. If **** heaven is in Romford, then Dagenham is the gateway between heaven and hell. Like Romford, Dagenham has its own nightlife, but most of this involves the not so elusive **** and the ever famous Dagenham Bowl, a bowling alley that seems […]