Tilbury: Welcome to the country’s biggest dead end town

Is or moving to Tilbury a nice place to live or is or moving to Tilbury rough?

Welcome to the country’s biggest dead end town, where nobody works, **** of the earth live & kids play on the street until the early hours of the morning. Everybody I see, smokes weed. Everybody I look at is ****. Everything I do is better than the ******** do that live here. Outside the 3 […]

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Ode to Basildon

Is Basildon a nice place to live or is Basildon rough?

Some people don’t know that they’re born. How can they possibly class largely middle-class Essex communities such as Billericay and Brentwood as “c**v towns,” when the mother of them all, the capital city of Chavdom and South Essex’s own Gotham City lies menacingly just over the horizon? They simply aren’t in the same league. In […]

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Harlow – A Fetid Stool Of A Town Stinking Up Britain

Is Harlow a nice place to live or is Harlow rough?

Harlow is easily one of the worst ****-hotspots in Britain bar-none and is the ideal place to go if you’re borderline suicidal and need that tiny bit of incentive to get you reaching for the kitchen-knife and carving your wrists up with fevered urgency. There are two sculptures in the centre of Harlow that are of […]

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