Sileby – A depressing town with a shameful history

Is Sileby a nice place to live or is Sileby rough?

Sileby has gone from an ugly village to a messed up and ****** transit town but frankly, we’re discussing the typical East Midlands character and the effects of the last ten years on this country. Deprivation and class division have always been the British way. You think we have it bad here in Sileby. I […]

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Wirksworth where breeding outside of your own family is frowned up

Is Wirksworth a nice place to live or is Wirksworth rough?

A town where breeding outside of your own family unit is frowned up at the very least. This is of course masked by the faux hippy image that people seem to favour in this day and age in order to make a place with no outstanding values appear “quaint”. Naturally this has raised the price […]

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Bourne, the place where social progress goes to die.

Is Bourne a nice place to live or is Bourne rough?

It’s somewhat ironic that Bourne boasts two well-respected secondary schools, given that they provide the town’s younger generations with the best possible route out of this flat-as-a-pancake hellscape. Only those too thick to figure out an escape plan remain past college age, where they slowly ferment into the kind of dim-witted, loud-mouthed, racist, homophobic rednecks […]

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Brinsley, a former mining community tinged with just a hint of racism

Is Brinsley a nice place to live or is Brinsley rough?

Welcome to Brinsley, blink and you might miss it. Situated on the A608 between M1 J27 and Eastwood, it’s a shining example of a former coal mining community, tinged with just a hint of closet racism. Keeping the village white is a well practised art, with minority families being made to feel just unwelcome enough, […]

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Gainsborough, Like Lincoln but smaller

Is Gainsborough a nice place to live or is Gainsborough rough?

Gainsborough is quite a pleasant place to live… if you live in the correct part that is. For example, if you live in the uphill of Gainsborough where Whites Wood Lane is, you’re likely to keep your windows intact. However if you live in a different part your windows may not survive. Gainsborough is home […]

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Hinckley: Pretensions To Adequacy

Is Hinckley a nice place to live or is Hinckley rough?

Hinckley has all the soul-destroying features described in the other articles on this website. It is no different from every other featureless, nondescript dump. Every town has its local nutter. Hinckley perhaps distinguishes itself in one respect here, as it would appear to be a breeding ground for nutters. Nowadays, it’s getting harder to spot […]

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Oakham, sounds a lovely town, never could an impression be quite so wrong

Is Oakham a nice place to live or is Oakham rough?

Oakham in Rutland, with the motto of ‘Much In Little’, it sounds like a lovely quaint town. Never could an impression be quite so wrong. There is little to see or do in this god forsaken hole, the best thing about it being the fact that there are several roads out of the place. The […]

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South Normanton ‘don’t judge a book by it’s cover!’

Is Bolsover a nice place to live or is Bolsover rough?

I am writing this post in defence, from a post which I just stumbled across!  I moved to the large village of South Normanton 7 years ago, and would quite humbly state, that the only reason I would leave is to emigrate to a warmer climate. For the most part, the village is a hard-working, […]

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Melton Mowbray: Neanderthals loiter outside McDonalds, with not one GCSE in Car Theft between them

Is Melton Mowbray. Leicestershire a nice place to live or is Melton Mowbray. Leicestershire rough?

Melton Mowbray! Yes that’s right home to the beloved Pork Pie, which are grotty and full of congealed pork offal at the best of times, a striking similarity can be made with the quiet market town nestled in the heart of the Leicestershire countryside. A picturesque town spoilt only by the crappy selection of Charity […]

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Coalville: most of the inhabitants walk around in a zombie like state

Is Coalville a nice place to live or is Coalville rough?

Coalville, or ‘Co-ville’ as it is known in regional dialect is a small town located in the midlands, and would seem to be a prime location for ‘****’ or ‘Illegal immigrant’ spotting. The other percentage of the population of Coalville seems to be made up of old age pensioners or simply those who are verging on the brink of insanity. The whole town seems to […]

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Buxton – don’t be fooled by the beautiful surroundings

Is Buxton a nice place to live or is Buxton rough?

Don’t be fooled by the beautiful surroundings, the pure clear spring water, or the roman baths, this town is home to the highest concentration of *******, *****, smackheads, kids with kids, air max wearers, and wannabe gangsters in the whole of the country. If you include the diseased cesspool of Fairfield, buxton’s cancerous growth, then […]

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Scunthorpe…. The name says it all!

Is Scunthorpe a nice place to live or is Scunthorpe rough?

Scunthorpe…. The name says it all! When I first moved here in 1994 ***** existed, but they were mainly isolated in their chavpalaces in the westcliffe or riddings areas. These days they are littering our streets with their chavness. Nowadays you cannot go into town on a half term/saturday/holiday without ***** and ********* being in […]

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