Sacriston known as ‘Segga’ by the locals or ‘Smakriston’

Is Sacriston a nice place to live or is Sacriston rough?

Sacriston known by ‘Segga’ by locals or ‘Smakriston’ is one of the worst places in the county. As mentioned in many other articles within the area Sacriston is also full of *****. Sacriston is home to far too many takeaways and as you go down the front street it’s all you can see, scruffy takeaways […]

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Consett, the ****** pissy-mattress furnished capital of the North

Is Consett a nice place to live or is Consett rough?

Welcome to Consett! The ****** rusty-old-trampoline furnished capital of the North. Once a thriving steel industrial town, now a graveyard for old trampolines, rusty bikes and old pissy mattresses. Thursday is flea market day, where most locals bring their gammy legs out for a hobble down Middle St. with the chimps for a flakey pasty. […]

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Willington & Sunnybrow, bleak sh*tholes somewhere in County Durham

Is Wilinton & Sunnybrow a nice place to live or is Wilinton & Sunnybrow rough?

Willington is a bleak sh*thole somewhere in county Durham. Times are tough here and this can be seen on a daily basis in the many pubs that line the main street with dole wallers sat at the bar drinking their many pints. Willington gets a bad name from its neighbouring village/suberb Sunnybrow where youths roam […]

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Stanley, County Durham: Bleak, Depressing, Godawful.

Is Stanley a nice place to live or is Stanley rough?

Desolate. Windswept. Like a vision from Mad Max but with Greggs and discount shops as the pantomime baddies. Stanley suffers from an ideal location in the North East, which means its commercial doom. Once upon a time, Stanley had a commercial heart, albeit recovering from the Thatcherite industrial genocide that dispensed with the coalmines, shipbuilding […]

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