Dover – ******** of England

Is Dover a nice place to live or is Dover rough?

Let us for a moment imagine that the British Isles are the silhouette of an old man.  Scotland is his cap, Cornwall his toes, Anglia his curved spine making Dover his herpes ******** ****-hole.  When questioned, most people will remark that they have been through Dover but never stopped off “daaaaaaaaahn taaaaaaahn,” as the city centre is known […]

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Deal overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants

Is Deal a nice place to live or is Deal rough?

Deal is now overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants. They walk around in their ‘hunting packs’ finking dey is all dis and dat. What the f*ck they ramble on about is any normal persons guess. They hang around in Tides carpark, on their cheap nicked scooters and **** modded W reg Focus’ abusing […]

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