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Socio-economic statistics for Blitterlees, Cumbria
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Barrow In Furness aka ********
Barrow In Furness aka “The ********”,what a dump and possibly the most **** populated town I have ever seen.Take a walk through the main street “Dalton Road” and see how many “LONSDALE” clad teenage ***** you can see in the 2 minutes it takes to walk through the shopping area.The sale of Staffordshire bull terriers […]
Penrith – **** heaven
Penrith what a lovely place until you actualy get there. Like Carlisle, Penriths bigger brother, Penrith has its own historical features like it s castle and well thats it. Penrith would be a nice place were it not for all the **** **** that infest the place. Penrith has its own **** factory known locally […]
Carlisle- Where we’re closed minded t**ts!
Ahh, Carlisle. The sights, the smells, the wonderful fast food outlets. And if you’re very lucky, on your visit to this historical town, you might NOT see the resident species. *****. They’re everywhere. Street corners, Mcdonalds, The Lanes seating area. Even Woolworths is ********. Experience the thrill of walking into town and having such colourful […]
Workington is the armpit of Cumbria
Ah, I have noticed that an esteemed person has already noted Workington for its chavtasticness. Well, I think that it is my duty to the world to add to this. Simply Workington is the c**v armpit of Cumbria. Everyone knows that, they all congregate in their c**v-mobiles ever weekend by the bowling alley which is […]
Carlisle, so bad the Scots don’t want it back!
Where can a person start when talking about the all-round classiness of a place locally known as, without irony, ‘The Great Border City’? Well let me try and sell it to you: 1) – For those who find the local Aldi a bit upmarket, we have a Lidl chock to the brim with home brand […]
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