Boston: I am not a duck!

Is Boston a nice place to live or is Boston rough?

Boston, this town is the personification of disgusting and hypocrisy combined. You have to visit Boston to believe this statement. Seriously, before you visit make sure you use the bathroom and if using a car, have a spare pair of shoes. There is literally sh*t everywhere and unfortunately it is most likely human sh*t because […]

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Rothwell: God’s Idea of a Joke

Is Rothwell a nice place to live or is Rothwell rough?

Rothwell is the kind of cesspit that will welcome you with open arms and a big hug, only so that when they mug you, you can’t run away. Rothwell square is the well known mating grounds for the ne’er-do-wells yokels. The local scooter gangs, colloquially known as “The Dezbruvs”, congregate around Restaurants and jet about […]

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Loathsome Luton!

Is Luton a nice place to live or is Luton rough?

Luton has been let down by everyone from the train companies to the council. I’ll act as a tourist guide starting with the station which looks decrepit at best, even though it’s located along one of the most expensive commuter routes, the station operator can’t be asked to fix the leaking roof instead putting traffic […]

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Tiverton: more nutters and weirdos per square inch than london

Is  a nice place to live or is  rough?

I cannot believe tiverton is not on this list. It has more nutter and weirdos per square inch than london. Its a lovely picturesque town with nice features and lovely ******* baskets on every corner but the reality of this is that the ******* baskets are covering a few very strange smells about the town, […]

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Gloucester

Gloucester is truly the most horrific city you’ll ever visit. It is completely devoid of any hope or ambition. Most towns have a few bad areas but Gloucester has only bad areas, and the highlight of the city centre is Primark. The residents are a lovely mix of unintelligible immigrants and fat, ugly ***** whose […]

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Bedford, It’s never ending, It’s hell

Is Bedford a nice place to live or is Bedford rough?

Imagine living in a perpetual state of fear and apprehension. Imagine every Lodis and Costcutter has a gang of 14-21 year old mixed race hoodies standing guard at the doors, making gun signs with their fingers, whilst showing the rear end of their boxer shorts to all and sundry. Imagine every walk down any pavement […]

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Pontypool in the Valleys is the UK version of the Deep South

Is Pontypool a nice place to live or is Pontypool rough?

This is a marvellous little town situated in the South East Wales Valleys but is blighted by ****** known as ‘*****’. Although it isn’t very hard to spot one of these creatures in the town, it is hard to say their hotspots as they like to hover around. However, my observations found that the best […]

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Northallerton is a **** Town

There is a place, not far from **** Central uk (Darlington), that is an overspill for ****’s called Northallerton.  On the surface it is a nice little market Town, and actually offers some very good retail outlets and lots of nice eateries, it even has a Bettys Tea Room.  If you were to visit this […]

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Shirebrook & the “you’re not welcome here” attitude

Is shirebrook a nice place to live or is shirebrook rough?

So how did this town make the list?  is it the fine architecture of the abandoned buildings? the violent ****** “you’re not welcome in our town, stranger” attitude, or simply the diverse self styled attire of the local residents which includes such ensembles as a baseball cap and “trackies” accompanied by a shellsuit jacket. ok […]

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Sheerness: industrial eyesore & the ‘crapital’ of the Isle of Sheppey

Is Sheerness a nice place to live or is Sheerness rough?

I feel it is my duty to inform you all about this town that I can only describe as the festering cat **** in the Garden of England. Sheerness is an industrial eyesore and the majestic ‘crapital’ of the Isle of Sheppey, on the North Kent coast. If you have never heard of Sheerness, that’s […]

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