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Crime Statistics for Alderman’s Green, Coventry, Coventry, 2024
Coventry – Worse than ever
How can a city that was considered in the 1990s to be a lump of excrement clinging to the ******** of England, get any worse? Well, take my hand dear reader, and I’ll show you how my former home city, Coventry, has achieved the impossible. We alight from our bus at a place called “Pool […]
Leamington Spa: Stale magnolia casting its vanilla doom all over the town
Leamington Spa is a small, almost interesting, whitewashed town sitting in the middle of a country currently in the throes of an amazing self imposed identity crisis. Whilst all of Britain raves one way or the other about the enormous ramifications of the vote for the UK’s place in the EU, the county of Warwickshire […]
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Castle Bromwhich is a hole to live in
Where do I start with Castle Bromwhich? Let’s start with smiths wood. Smiths Wood has quietened down quite a bit. There used to be a lot, i mean a lot, of gangs ******* around with their hoodies up thinking they are all it, even in the hot summer. I remember once a kid aged 10 […]
Southam… probably one of the dullest towns around
Southam….probably one of the dullest towns around. Now home to just 4 pubs and a social club. The town is full of little ***** who hang around in groups trying to intimidate people but should be in bed by 7. Southam is also home to a race track called the bypass where idiots ride up […]
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I’m amazed that Coventry doesn’t feature in the 10 worst places to live
I have the misfortune to live in this backwater that God forgot. We have a council determined to to do more damage to the city than Hitlers bombs, their philosophy seems to consist of “If it’s old, tear it down and build some student flats. If it’s new leave it empty” The city centre has […]
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Leicester – The Cheater’s Haven
Well as a place to live Leicester has a lot to offer. An incredible football team, great shopping and pretty good nightlife, but if you are unfortunate enough to be married to or dating a man from Leicester then the chances that he is not cheating on you are very slim. Ladies (and probably men […]
Coventry = Liberal Dump
I’ve seen many articles on here proclaiming Coventry to be a dump, and, in spite of what the primitive Coventrians in the comments will tell you, I can assure you that all you have read is indeed true: Coventry is a dump. This once great industrial city has been reduced to nothing but one huge […]
Keresley – What went wrong?
Keresely, where do I start? Ah yes, why don’t we start off at the fact that Keresley village is a modern day death camp to the even the most resilient of people. All the people that don’t live on the benefits of hard working people, like the Bedworth population, sponge of their kids and rely […]
Coventry – The Hellhole of Britain
The only place in the country where living there could be confused as a punishment. The hellhole which is Coventry, is clear when experienced what it is really like, and it is evident to all who have dipped their toe in it, hopefully you will never have to. It is bad enough to be the […]
Coventry is a miserable place that drains you of life
Coventry is a miserable place that drains you of life the moment you begin to transcend within it. Something very dark hangs over this city that invades your very being, especially if you are not aware with yourself and cannot handle the bleakness. The biggest ********, made a ******** by the ****** council and tribal […]
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