Legend has it the little village of Dyserth was built on Moel Hiraddug, not because of the quarry that is situated at the top of the tiny mountain, but because they could slope the pavements enough so that the limping from generations of genepool-shallowing would not show. This village runs the gauntlet for the most […]
Tag: Clwyd
Llandudno Junction’s illiteracy concert
Over the past few years Llandudno Junction has had an influx of people who sadly cannot read or perform basic mental tasks. This had made the Town (with the amenities of a village) a front runner for the nations lowest IQ. This has worried many people not just in the UK but across the world. […]
Crime Statistics for Clwyd, Rhuddlan, Denbighshire, 2024
Socio-economic statistics for Clwyd, Denbighshire
Rhyl: all come wide eyed at the prospect of getting a DSS bedsit on the prom
This is the Multi-clutural **** Center of Wales! It is frequented by Scousechavs, Mancchavs, Lancchavs & Brumchavs all wide eyed at the prospect of getting a DSS bedsit on the derelict, rat ********, drug inhabited, ****** occupied prom. Nightly entertainment consists of playing bingo in one of the many flea pit arcades but as the […]
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Flint – the ******** of the world
Ever walked into a full blown western in a small welsh town? Where the men are angry and the women are scared? (and scary) – welcome to Flint, the jewel in a **** based crown. One has to be careful in Flint, or one may end up on the wrong end of a pool cue. […]
Wrexham: the utter embarrassment of Wales
Well well well, where can I start? Wrexham is the hole of North Wales, the ultimate ne’er-do-wel capital of Cymru (yes, worse than Cardiff!) and the failure of many attempts to be named a ‘city’. Our town boasts a unique accent. It is a common version of the Northern Welsh accent, exclusive to Wrexham. It […]