Macclesfield: for a lass born and bred in Stockport, this place is odd

Is Macclesfield a nice place to live or is Macclesfield rough?

Before I **** Macc (as it’s known to the locals) let me add the plus points. Beautiful countryside, good enough shops, mostly (daytime) friendly people. But then nighttime appears and Macclesfield turns into a town from the twilight zone. As a lass born and bred in Stockport (yeah, yeah I know, blame my parents) this […]

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Crewe, you’d be commiserated if people think you live there

Is or moving to Crewe a nice place to live or is or moving to Crewe rough?

Now, if you were to say that Crewe is a ****/scally/townie ******** **** hole, you would be comiserated as people would think you live there, such an accurate description of the place you just gave. You see, there is an area of Crewe that falls under the post code of CW1. This is the breeding […]

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Congleton: what a place, what a disgrace!

Is Congleton a nice place to live or is Congleton rough?

Apparently Congelton is an affluent Cheshire town near to nice places like Macclesfield and Alderley Edge. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!!!! It is basically a suburb of Stoke-on-trent, the biggest sh*te hole in the uk. There are about 4 council estates in this town however the ones to dodge are tin town and bug town which […]

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Northwich nestles snugly in what is usually regarded as posh and leafy Cheshire

Is Northwich a nice place to live or is Northwich rough?

Northwich nestles snugly in what is usually regarded as posh and leafy Cheshire. Unfortunately Northwich is a fetid wasteland where mid-Cheshire dumps all its dirty chavers and peasants. It’s a real relic of a bygone age when the locals used to mine salt – now they all just sniff Colombian salt and fight with each […]

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