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Winchcombe: Where Pinot Grigio and Pitch Forks are de rigueur
When you drive through Winchcombe or visit Sudely Castle you could be forgiven for looking at this chocolate box Cotswold town and thinking ‘how lovely’. The reality of living in this god forsaken place couldn’t be further from the rural idyll it pretends to be. Decades of ********** have resulted in many families bearing the […]
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Cheltenham: As posh as a pot noodle
Famed for it’s Horse racing, posh schools and culture festivals, it appears on the face of it, to be a great place to live with the town’s wealth attributed to these classy industries. For these reasons it attracts no end of pretentious tw@ts dressed for ‘escaping to the country’ who are utterly predictable from the […]
Cheltenham: For people who like Waitrose and gushing about their salary
Before I start piling on the insults, let me just say I actually DO really like Cheltenham. It’s got a lot going for it; beautiful regency architecture, a great restaurant scene, lovely parks etc. It isn’t the town itself that I wish to shame, but the sorry excuses for human beings that live and breed […]
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Churchdown – a final resting place
Churchdown is a Gloucester outer-city housing estate nestling between incontinence and insanity that is home to a grey tsunami of geriatrics. It boasts a betting shop and a funeral directors and not much else, which is not surprising given that most of its inmates are housebound, glued to daytime television and poring over articles in […]
Evesham – most women wouldn’t think twice about nicking your husband!
i have lived here in Evesham for most of my life and can remember a happy, vibrant , thriving market town stuffed with great high street shops and independent retailers. Now, here in 2015 it is a very different story! We are over run with *****, alcoholics, drug dealers, users and thieves. It is in […]
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Evesham, It’s the worst of the worst no doubt about it.
This place is literally **** Central. It’s the worst of the worst no doubt about it. As you enter what seems to be a delightful town with a church on your left and lidl on your right, everything then seems to go **** up. You soon approach a miserable narrow street jam packed with tiny […]
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Northleach: an olde worlde smokescreen masking drugs, depression & squalor
Northleach is a traditional Cotswold village nestled covertly within the boundaries of sleepy mid-Gloucestershire. Populated with a combination of foot-faced, monosyllabic, grunting, ****** miscreants and Times reading oversized rugby shirt and waxed jacket clad London idiots, this place is truly the quaint, ******* basket capital of Britain. Growing up in this trap of a place […]
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Socio-economic statistics for Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
