Histon, Cambridge: you will never meet a duller bunch of **** candles

Is Histon a nice place to live or is Histon rough?

It’s all about the pubs in this place and you will never meet a duller bunch of **** candles lingering around the bar at the King Bill Pub, anywhere else, within a 50 mile radius. The pub also has a back room where the ***** are segregated from the general population of mongrels at the […]

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Peterborough, I am forced into living the ‘****’ life

Is Peterborough a nice place to live or is Peterborough rough?

I am 16, I live in Peterbrough and I am forced into living the ‘****’ life because this place is so ******* ****, it has the highest immigration rates in the whole of the UK(fact) and that means bare ******* polskis! Robbing shops and knife crime! This place literally has no English people and I […]

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Whittlesey: Carnival of the Damned

Is Whittlesey a nice place to live or is Whittlesey rough?

I’d like to nominate Shittlesey…sorry Whittlesey as being a contender for being seriously grim. Things haven’t changed all that much since I lived there in the 70’s and the 80’s. This never was exactly a bright and vibrant town, but rather a dull lifeless damp cloth of a settlement. How this place has barely survived […]

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Wisbech, knows as Wizzybekhistan by the locals

Is Wisbech a nice place to live or is Wisbech rough?

Known locally as Wizzybekhistan, Wisbech ash truly earned it’s epithet. Not a nice place. There are pockets of great wealth here, formed mainly through agriculture, but with wealth in this area comes a paucity of taste. It’s the **** capital of Cambridgeshire, looked up to by ***** everywhere as the agricultural heartland of excessive poor […]

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Ely: Sh*t of the Fens!

Is Ely a nice place to live or is Ely rough?

Ely – known as the ship of the Fens: a bleak desolate flat wasteland that was reclaimed from swamps. Ely rises above this primordial filth like a swollen haemorrhoid on the **** of East Anglia. The locals are a unique product of this marshy, flat purgatory having developed features to cope with it, like webbed […]

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St Neots, Cambridgeshire, sounds a bit posh, in reality it’s far from it!

Is St Neots a nice place to live or is St Neots rough?

St Neots, Cambridgeshire sounds a bit posh, on paper this market town on the river Ouse with lots of parks and countryside to enjoy… In reality it’s far from it! St neots is a bitchy jealous town, where if they are not slagging of Huntingdon, moaning that they get all the good stuff and that […]

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Huntingdon don’t bother

Is Huntingdon a nice place to live or is Huntingdon rough?

On the face of it, Huntingdon seemed like the ideal place for the wife and I to settle down. We listed our requirements as a train station for the daily commute to London, a Waitrose, a good restaurant and a little local history with a smattering of architectural merit. We thought Huntingdon had it all […]

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