Well i live in good ole Keighley near Bradford. i must admit i am not proud to live there! Go to keighley and you can guarentee you will meet a **** within 2 minutes of your stay. usualy found outside the bus station with a pram, a ***, a can of beer, a druggie boyfriend […]
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Bingley – what’s going on?
Bingley, Bingley , Bingley, for all of us living here and the surrounding area its a bit of an institution- self contained, charming little old market town right on the borders of the Dales. Friday nights too, legendary! people come from all over to cram into the many pubs, and maybe if there lucky they`ll […]
Silsden: outsiders don’t see the real underbelly
Where do i start! Silsden, is what appears to be a small quiet village community and to any outsiders probably is, but until you live there, you don’t see the truth the real underbelly of what could be the next countryside getaway… when actually its quite possibly one of the biggest ********* you’ve ever seen…. […]
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Shipley, it’s a town that you’d like to forget visiting
Shipley it’s a town that you’d like to forget visiting, it is full of pissheads, take the Sun pub for instance, what a ******** that place is, the food is no better than what my dog throws up, the last time I had a meal in there I had to go outside and chew grass […]
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Bradford
Forget the Bronte sisters. The most famous author from Bradford is the person who writes the tourist guide. However, if burberry caps, creole earrings, and verbal abuse are your thing, then welcome to paradise. For the best discounts in ****-wear, visitors are advised to head for the newly “revamped” Oasis shopping centre where bb caps […]
Bradford
On arrival in West Yorkshire’s Pound Shop Paradise you will be greeted by a swathe of rancid smelling, stripy topped translucent, skinned pond **** swarming the streets of Bradford like extras from Dawn of the Dead. Bradford has often pretended to be something it can clearly never achieve, but this is something that can hardly […]
Shipley, West Yorkshire – It’s just dire
The Bradfordian author Robert Swindells once wrote a novel called ‘Brother in the Land’. Set in a post apocalyptic Shipley things looked pretty bleak. If you were to visit today you would be forgiven for thinking that this depressing tome is anything but a work of nonfiction. Shipley is a small nowhere town on the […]