Holbeach in Lincolnshire, The town that Lincolnshire forgot. A giant open plan retirement home full of people from “Darn Sarf”. It’s so dead all you can hear is the distant whirring of the “mobility scooter”or the repetitive yapping of the far too numerous dogs that seem to be the “must have accessory” here. If you […]
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Skegness – where northerners go to die (part 2)
All in all the locals, whilst obviously stark raving mad and having heads like dropped pies, are harmless enough. They largely prefer to stay indoors screaming at their televisions about how much they hate (in no particular order) foreigners (i.e. everyone not from Lincolnshire) city slickers from Lincoln, every ****** in Boston, them Wainfleet imbreds, […]
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Skegness – where the Northerners go to die
Skegness cannot easily be described to those who have not experienced its uniquely wrist-slashing bleakness and the true sense of hopelessness that hangs heavy in the air of this insipid little seaside hovel. From the moment you arrive until the time you flee this ****-******** scab of a town, you are relentlessly stunned at what […]
Boston, in Lincolnshire, seems to be a run down hot bed of degenerates
Let’s get the good bits out of the way, I’ve met some amazing people since I moved here, some of the best friends you could ever ask for. However, on the whole, the market town of Boston, in Lincolnshire, seems to be a run down hot bed of degenerates. Petty crime is rife, not to […]
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Donington, bit by bit it is slowly being ruined
Donington used to be a beautiful, small village situated between Boston and Spalding, just off the A52. The market place is always very busy, sometimes it is impossible to park to go to the shops. This says a lot about the centre of Donington. It has 2 fish shops, 2 Chinese takeaways, a Coop and […]
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Boston. Capital of Europe
Come to Boston and you will soon think you have travelled into eastern Europe. Every street seems to have a foreign shop, and you will hear more foreign languages than English. Boston is a haven for foreign criminals. Every week there is a murder, a robbery, an assault, etc. The police force also seem to […]
Socio-economic statistics for Boston, Lincolnshire
Boston twinned with Warsaw
Once upon a time during the 1990s Boston believe it or not was actually an ok place to be. Boston college provided the best option for a large section of Lincolnshire’s youth to seek further education. As a result Boston enjoyed a large but casual student community with all the social and financial benefits this provided, […]
Boston… It’s Just Sh*t.
Boston Docks was one of Europe’s premier ports in the 17th Century; a hub of commerce and industry that drove the economic development of England’s glorious East Coast. Now it’s where the gap toothed *********** hang out… That’s a depressingly good analogy for Boston in 2015. So, I don’t live in our little town any […]
Boston, Lincs, every bad thing done to excess
well, I found myself unfortunate to live in Boston for eight, nearly nine years. I’ve lived in a lot of places; some good some bad. In Scotland, Wales and England I’ve lived and worked in some towns, some mentioned on this site so I can say honestly that Boston is without doubt ‘as rough as […]
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Boston, what a dump
When I look back at the achievements in my life, getting out of the despicable **** hole that is Boston will always rank as the highest. On my last visit after arriving, I decided to go for a bike ride, and after half an hour had received 3 death threats and been told to “come […]
Boston, Lincolnshire, the land of pregnant 14 year olds
If you have ever been to Boston in Lincolnshire then undoubtably you will have had the utmost pleasure of seeing many a pregnant 14 year old with the obligatory poverty pack of 10 Richmond ****. Learning the local lingo of Boston is quite hard to do, so may I suggest going to a local primary […]
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