Bognor Regis… In short, everyone looks slightly odd

Is Bognor Regis a nice place to live or is Bognor Regis rough?

Sheiks nightclub has to be one of the worst places (allegedly). People familiar with Bognor will know about the nightclub on the pier called Sheiks. Well they changed it to Visions and back again, but no-one took any notice! Firstly it is the only club in the UK where the toilets are outside across what […]

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Chichester, the haven of *****, fakes and shallow *******!

Is Chichester a nice place to live or is Chichester rough?

Read this rubbish penned on this ‘word on the street’ about Chichester. It’s an estate agents’ site and they won’t print my truthful account of life in Chichester… not surprising, since it is at variance with the image they like to project. … Safe, with easy connections to London. South Downs and Goodwood 2 miles […]

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Portsmouth – One Big Council Estate

Is Portsmouth a nice place to live or is Portsmouth rough?

I was reading through this website and I quite enjoy bitching about where i live so i thought “result” when I discovered an entire website designated to it… I go to university in Portsmouth and I have to say, I never seen more *****. I live in a town called Wickford in Essex and if […]

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Arundel – Land of ***** and Pensioners

Is Arundel a nice place to live or is Arundel rough?

I decided to take a short day trip outside of London and determined that a nice day could be spent exploring the town of Arundel with its historic castle and wild foul sanctuary.  Little did I know, but this sleepy hamlet is prime **** territory! Since the castle (and its grounds) was closed on Saturday, […]

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Selsey, a forgotten backwater town at the end of the line (literally)

Is Selsey. West Sussex a nice place to live or is Selsey. West Sussex rough?

Selsey, a forgotten backwater town at the end of the line (literally) nestling on the English Channel. A hellhole of no prospects, poor education, no economy, filled with feral burberry-clad losers of all ages, either outside the convenience stores and off-licences (under 18) or in one of the “locals only” pubs (see The Slaughtered Lamb […]

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