What a absolute **** hole of a place! As soon as you come off the Aston Expressway to get to Perry Barr you enter into the most grim, unsightly place, its Grey, its miserable, its always cold and bleak,not to mention dirty ****** and horrible. You have now entered the ghetto. I unfortunately came to […]
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Northfield, Birmingham, the worst place anybody could wish to live
Probably the worst place anybody could wish to live. I was finally liberated two years ago when I moved to Halesowen – another ****** town but nothing on the scale of Northfields. I lived for 15 years in a street called Nigel Avenue, just off Bell Hill. We found ourselves seperated from the mainstream ‘****’ […]
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Dudley – A major hole
OK. I live just outside Dudley, and there are plenty of *****, which i wish [in my imagination only] i could pick off with a rifle or magnum of some kind. They are there thinking they’re hard, smoking and graffitiing the walls, in their matching clothes. Me and my brother were walking past a group […]
Woodgate Valley, Birmingham
‘woodgate valley’ when you hear those words ‘wood’,’gate’ and ‘valley’ together you may think of open country side, fluffy animals and clear streams. If you did, – you would be wrong. NO, in fact Woodgate Valley is the total opposite. Based in south west Birmingham, this slumish council estate is the home to every offender, […]
Erdington, the u-bend in the toilet of North Birmingham
Hot on the trainer-heels of Kingstanding is the delightful suburb of ERDINGTON, the u-bend in the toilet of North Birmingham. Allow me to take you on a journey through this green and putrid land. Park your stolen car anyway near Six-Ways-to-get-mugged Island. Try and park half on the kerb, to ensure maximum annoyance to anyone […]
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Kings Norton, Birmingham: I need to move
Kings Norton in brum is fast becoming the centre of the ne-er-do-well universe. Honest people are a minority here, criminality has breeched the generation gap i personally have two generations living (or squatting) next door and i know its only a matter of time before its three generations (eldest is 16 well past the normal […]
Weoley Castle, Birmingham: it’s rough, Weoley, Weoley rough
Welcome to Birmingham, Britain’s 2nd city. Actually a self-appointed title, presumably because it’s second only to London when it comes to concrete, piss-distressed shopping centres and unemployment. Whilst Brummies will (no chips on shoulders here, bab) remind you the city has more mileage of canal than Venice (the difference being that in the Midlands you […]
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