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Ashford, once a village, became ruined due to the airport

Is Ashford a nice place to live or is Ashford rough?

What a blessing for postal codes as most of our mail in the past ended up in Kent. Ashford once a village became ruined as did Stanwell just up the road due to the airport. The town is kept alive only just, by numerous nail shops, charity shops, 2 coffee shops, numerous takeaways, 2 chinese […]

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Ashford, I grew up here and I am mentally scarred

Is Ashford a nice place to live or is Ashford rough?

A town in South East England where the bling people wear is actually Argos, allegedly 4ct yellow-coated lead and the hoop earrings are so big that people’s ears look like those of the Yanomami Indians who stretch them for traditional purposes. I grew up here and am mentally scarred for life by the sheer amount […]

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Chartham (Pronounced Char’am)

Well, reading through, i’ve noticed that both Canterbury & Ashford have both well afforded a mention. However, somewhere in the middle just off the main A28 is the “**** stop off” called Chartham, (Known by the locals as Char’am, with a kind of uhh in the middle). I grew up in The Hyde. First few […]

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How to fit in around Ashford or Stanwell

Is Ashford a nice place to live or is Ashford rough?

If your a girl in Ashford or Stanwell, first you must have extremely large love handles ******* over the top of your market jeans. Your extremely tight t-shirt should show every roll of fat whilst clearly showing every stretch mark. This t-shirt should proudly display the words I AM A TEAMPLAYER. Then on the back […]

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