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Tag: Aldershot
Is North Camp, Hampshire a nice place to live?
Is Farnborough, Hampshire a nice place to live?
Is Aldershot, Hampshire a nice place to live?
Crime Statistics for Aldershot, Rushmoor, Hampshire, 2024
Farnham – Surrey’s snootiest town
Is your son called “Alfie”? Is your daughter called “Molly”? Do you like to say their names very loudly in Waterstones at least 6 times in one sentence, e.g. “Alfie darling, you like this book don’t you Alfie, shall we buy it Alfie? You’d like that wouldn’t you Alfie? Molly come here darling, look at […]
Farnborough: where dreams come to die
Living in Farnborough is like living in purgatory; it’s neither here nor there. ‘The bargain bin of Hampshire’, I’ve overheard. The drab town adequately situates itself between having just enough shops to not **** oneself from boredom and too little homeware stores to purchase items to make killing oneself an actual reality. You’d think a […]
Woking: good train links to London apart from that it’s a sh*thole
Woking is a large town in the centre of Surrey. It is only known for having good train links to London. Other than that, Woking is a complete sh*thole. Woking is home to some of the worst addresses including Sheerwater, Maybury and Knaphill, all littered with *****- usually aged 8 or so, acting like some […]
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Aldershot: is not all bad, in fact, it’s quite good!
After reading many different posts about Aldershot and just how bad it supposedly is, I felt compelled to write something of my own experience. After doing some research like most people I found that Aldershot has good links to both London and Reading. Something that is becoming more and more desirable as London is brought […]
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Socio-economic statistics for Aldershot, Hampshire
Bracknell Awarded Town of the Year.
Bracknell has been awarded a prestigious prize as Englands ‘Town of the Year’. “We have all been working towards this and are all so proud of the result”. Some however have questioned the award, with even one resident of a nearby competing town claiming ‘I don’t think the person who gave the award has ever visited Bracknell because he […]
The vast wart on the backside of humanity that is Aldershot
I just thought I’d like to share with you all the misery, the deluge of filth, the vast wart on the backside of humanity that is Aldershot or if you’ve ever had the misery of living there, the pet name of Aldershite. Originally an army town with civilian shopping, breeding, and living areas. This town over the last 20 […]
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