Slough aka SLAAAAAAAAA!

i am surprised you havent already included Slough, as it is the most ********* town in the west! ok, so not west, as it is in the south east. anyways. Slough is a hugely ****** town where all the ***** tend to congregate on a weekend down Queensmere where they like to ‘go high street’, making their presence known wearing essentially ludicrous amounts of burberry/reebok/gold and incessantly chewing gum. also near Slough is the wonderfully ****** Langley, where all the baby ***** ride their tiny bmx trick bikes around, sticking a certain finger up at any passers-by. delightful.