An absolute **** mecca hidden away in the leicestershire country. used to be a peaceful village but now has become over-run by arseholes. Clad in the Sileby **** uniform of baggy wu tang clan jeans (i kid you not), shirt unbuttoned down the front, cap worn at forty five degree angle and spliff behind the ear, they patrol a strickly maintained territory. This includes the memorial park ( go there after dark and be subjected to mouthfuls of abuse from junior ***** trying to impress their 8 year old girlfriends) the new tesco express where groups of them hang around outside trying to intimidate shoppers although these attempts are usually laughable, as most people either ignore them or threaten them. for older *****, the steps of the local community centre is a place to drink turbo white cider and take drugs whilst trying to find people to attack, occassionally this works as a family friend had his cheekbone smashed for “lookin at my missus”. However, the top chavspot in the village has to be the Malt House Pub, formely The Duke of York. This is where veteran ***** (15+) gather on thursday, friday, saturday and sunday evenings for a night of drinking attempting to fight , abusing passers by from the windows, making their ladyfolk! cry and the grand **** finale of covering themselves in their own vomit and collapsing in the middle of the road. Other hobbies for ***** in sileby are the monday morning expeditions on the number 2 bus to get their benefits and the now manditory pilgrimage to the std clinic.

The village has got so bad recently that my mum and dad have moved about 8 miles down the road (after 22 years) and although me and my girlfriend have another 3 months lease we are looking to buy a house anywhere but sileby. A terrifying prospect for normal people who chose to stay in sileby is that the new houses that are springing up are attracting a new and unthinkable phenomonon; ***** with money…….

Sileby,my home town,some of which is rather respectable in apperance,except for the areas of land which have been completley overrun by the **** of the earth(gypsys and other ossortments of ******)the worst being the ****!
The high street for example has such excellent places of **** gathering,includingthe newly built Tesco express(Chavsco)this is where the majority of the ***** reside drinking skoll lager and smoking roll up tobacco while shouting ‘WHATCHA LOOKIN’ AT YA *******!’at anyone who stares at their awful attire for longer than two seconds.
Also the much beloved community centre, this is where the older ‘Well ‘ard *****’ congregate sitting on the front steps drinking stolen WKD on the graffited steps, the gang who reside here have been gifted the name ‘THE PULSE CREW’the normal **** attire in this area is,reebok classics/nike shox on the feet with white kappa socks with their addidas tracksuit tucked into them,
and dont forget the curtain haircut, nike t-shirts and hoodys, with cheap baseball caps(normally stolen from the loughborough market, another **** haven.)
But by fair the biggest **** area is the park, this is where you will find the ***** aged between 20- 25 usually taken ****** and other hard drugs, if your’e unfortunate to find yourself in the park after 9:00pm you are very likely to either be stabbed with a screwdriver or dirty needle and catch an assortment of ghastly **** diseases.
So I warn you all, dont come to Sileby unless you’re a deranged psycho or a copper either way you’ll still get some!