Large *********** of a local breeding colony of *****. Unfortunately due to the high level of fast food outlets and low grade designer outlet shops – conditions are ideal.
Best places to observe the **** is The Clock Towers and Market Place, if you want to study the monosyblic mating rituals of young male *****.
The ***** Saturday breeding ritual in the town centre’s many alley ways is often accompanied by the **** grunting (the main method of communication) and practicing Anglo Saxon expletives.
The approaches to their watering holes can be easily identified by the chewing gum on the floor. This is left here for the mainly illiterate **** to find sanctuary easily.
