Whitley- Aaah smell the scent of the sewage, the famously phrased Whitley Whiff. Arguably the chaviest part of Reading. The streets lined with large tatty council houses, community centres and various youth clubs. This is where you may want to settle down if your planning to build a large family of vicious mini-***** with as many different partners as possible.
Southcote- Possibly the least multi-cultural area of Reading, where the ****’s here are predominantly white – but seem to wish they wern’t. Southcote hosts the 2 roughest schools in Reading also, Prospect and Hugh Faringdon. The only thing seperating the two is Prospect park, Reading’s centre of crime, where the young ****’s often clash.
Tilehurst- The area of ****’s coming from middle-class families. Usually ****’s that can talk the talk and that’s about it. So un-aware Mummies and Daddies provide there delightful children with the latest designer fasion and the stupidly over-modified car’s.
Fancy a night out at ****-land? Well why not visit possibly the chaviest club in the world – The Ice Bar. Where if you get looked upon by somebodies **** of a girlfriend, regardless of the fact that you probably havent even acknowledged her, you will get beaten the **** out of. Or the pleasent Bar Risa, where if you are stupid enough to take your girlfriend along with you, then to go and buy a drink or pop to the loo, you should expect a crowd of low-lifes to be crowded around her. Which again, is another excuse for you to get your *** kicked.
So I now come to my conclusion that, Reading is without doubt, the **** capital of Great Britain.
