Hamworthy is a small town which can be found next to Poole,where you will find Sandbanks peninsular,canford cliffs a wealth of historical sites to please the eye AND the best beaches in the south.But we’re not talking about Poole.This is Hamworthy…….. Generally the place is ok.lived here more than i thought i would, (that’s because we can’t afford to move).Used to be ok until the homeless one parent handout brigade decided it was in their best interest to come to my town. The ****’s in H’worthy hang around the co-op opposite the british legion.Beware there is a cash point machine there so usually you get quite a few ***** ‘angin’. Probably waiting for some free cash handouts,as that’s all they know.’innit’!!! Here’s a quick joke:How do you know a male ****’s got a job?
Easy,look at his hands see if you can spot oil.The’re all mechanic’s arn’t they?
