Where else in the world would your **** like to live than a place built around a purpose built race track – namely The Parkway – probably about 1.5 miles of road complete with speed humps, roundabouts, more side roads (getaway routes) than a place with lots of side roads, and a Sainsburys car park.
The area already seems to be wall to wall with polyester and baseball caps with a fair smattering of ridiculously driven small cars.
I have lived here 4 years and would strongly recommend that the place be renamed Chavton

basically the area surrounding sainsbury’s and dillons (surprise surprise) is like mecca for *****. Locals know it as bomberville. Walk anywhere down here and you will get at least 5 separate ‘crews’ asking you for a ***.

There are 2 main places they congregate, called The Perton/Tettenhall and The Temple. This is like a calling ground for them, where you are guaranteed to smell illegal substances within 20 yards. Think rich ***** ***** and you get Perton.

This is why Perton is ridiculous. My theory is that ****’s are wannabe gangsters, coming from the ‘hood’ and all that ********, and yet they walk out of their 3 storey houses, past their dads 5 series bmw and their mums z3 and down to either an underpass or the temple so they can get high.

Feckwits, the lot of em.

The Ultimate **** Ghetto, the **** filth types are ******** up a semi rural estate with their running about, smoking and anti social behavour activities, as if its “WKD” to have dropped out of every opportunity given to them in their worthless lives!
They must hang out “down s’aynsburys”, as if the world renown supermarket is some kind of **** underworld! They spend their time their talking to the resident “doo-gooder” police service who wont arrest the filth because it will “give them a criminal record for life”!?! (is it me???)
Common anti social activites include smoking “weed”, kicking balls at the local indian restaurant, or taunting and abusing every sane person who has at least 5 brain cells and doesnt wear sky and navy blue sports wear!!!!
However the ***** time is often taken from these activities by attempting to solve a simple mathmatical problem, whether they can afford to buy a “cun-a-stella” and a cheap meal from the indian retaurant that they have recently abused!?!