Oldham Oldham Oldham… home of the free, or at least of the cheap… home to one of the largest tribes of a rising race, the ****, loitering in the alleys near mecca bingo, or, if you dare travel into my hometown of shaw, the ginnel behind southern fried chicken, throwing 10p’s at a wall, no doubt taking after their father who blew all his money getting ripped off by petty gambling as well, we even have ***** in the teaching proffession in oldham, teaching the new generations how to tell a fake ring from a real one, then helping them decide which fake one to get, one of the most prominent examples of this a certain PE teacher at royton and crompton school, we also have the ****-tastic spindels shopping centre, tommyfield market, where you can buy real “abidas” trainers for an amazing 80 quid, wow!!
