Doing the weekly shop in Sainsburys and these must have been the lowest ***** ever encountered. They couldn’t even afford a ****** ****-mobile to cruise around the town in, so spent their Saturday afternoon zooming round inside Sainsburys – one of them in the trolley, the other one pushing.
There was actually a queue of people to help the staff chuck them out. With a bit of luck they were doused in petrol and set themselves alight with a spark from their nylon tracksuit trousers…
*******…
