North lynn is a typical **** suburb of the **** hole kings lynn. its heaving with ****, who tend to live in council houses with 9 other people and a family of kids all of which have different dads as the mum (generally a hire bike) forgot to take her pill. usually because they were getting stoned with there ten year olds and getting there twelve year old to go to the ‘**** shop’ to buy 8 or more bottles of coke, (h)while waiting for a ‘fat off’ Indian to arrive. fair enough they listen to some decent music sometimes! and its always nice to wake up at four in the morning to some hard trance blasting from a rig, (my Nan could build a better one). thats why i love north lynn 🙂 last week i saw two grown men (blatantly stereotypical *****) one walking with his ‘typical north lynn swagger’ and the other riding a tricycle. no joke! they look at me and my sister and say ‘What yooo fink yoo is lookin aagh?’ we replied with ‘blatantly you’! the stopped when the were right at the end of the path and shouted something, probably ‘ima merk you’ typical, but we just laughed at them 🙂
typical lynn lingo:
yoo is bangtidy ………… i think your georgeous but only for a quick session of intercourse
yoo gough aa aaaaiiiighff? …………………… (drug talk)
merk……………………. to **** some one
bruvva……………………………… (generally means hommie) can be used in sentences such as ‘damn too bad my bruvvas werent here to roll on this punk *****’
sket……………………………….. Short for Sketel. Caribbean term for Super Ho
vex……………….. annoying, irritating ‘that ***** ho vexes me so damn much’
****.:
Implying complete and utter confusion ‘what the actual **** *****?’
a really stupid person ‘that ho a stupid sket’
adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion ‘ima ******* **** you!’
Int. Expresses disgust ‘eeuuughhhhhh ******* ****’
Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy ‘what the fuckkkkkkk?!!!!’
adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent ‘oi brav, get the **** ovaa ere naaaa’
What in the ****? ‘this doobie is booom tinggg’
You stupid ****!
I sugest we go **** in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
This ******* guy was so ******* weird. He asked me if I was ******* insane.
Aw, ****!! ‘.
Just ******* jump before I ******* kick you in the balls
