Is Telscombe, East Sussex a nice place to live?

Is Telscombe a nice place to live or is Telscombe a bit rough? For us there are a number of factors that make any town a nice place to live, like a low crime rate, low levels of deprivation, the good health of the residents, rent affordability and excellent wages. In this article we will see if Telscombe meets our criteria.

How likely are you to a victim of crime in Telscombe?

The English Indices of Deprivation has a crime element for Telscombe. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. Naturally rural areas have less crime than urban areas, but for this part of our town assessment we've looked at the 10 wards nearest to the centre of Telscombe. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5

#WardCrime Rank
1East Saltdean & Telscombe Cliffs25581
2Ouse Valley & Ringmer25099
3Woodingdean24054
4Rottingdean Coastal23654
5Peacehaven North20857
6Peacehaven West18883
7Peacehaven East18835
8Newhaven North16411
9Newhaven South12806
10East Brighton8200
Crime
FAILED

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Is Telscombe a healthy place to live?

If you are thinking of moving to Telscombe, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. For this section of the town assessment, we've examined government health statistics from the 2021 Census General Health question and the Indices of Multiple Deprivation's health element.The table below shows what percentage of Telscombe residents answered saying their health was either bad or very bad. To pass this section, the local authority has to have a percentage score less than or equal to 7%.

Local Authority%
Mid Sussex3.5
Wealden4.42
Brighton and Hove5.06
Lewes (Telscombe)5.49

The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Telscombe. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average LSOA rank for 10 wards nearest to the centre of Telscombe. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5.

#WardHealth Rank
1Ouse Valley & Ringmer (Best)23164
2Rottingdean Coastal22906
3East Saltdean & Telscombe Cliffs21022
4Peacehaven North17803
5Woodingdean16781
6Peacehaven East16170
7Peacehaven West13372
8Newhaven North12790
9Newhaven South11675
10East Brighton (Worst)4188
Health
FAILED
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Is Telscombe rough?

Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average rank for 10 wards in and around Telscombe. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space. To pass this section as the town assessment, 8 out of 10 wards must have a ranking higher than the English average of 16422.5

#WardDeprivation Rank
1Rottingdean Coastal23160
2East Saltdean & Telscombe Cliffs22626
3Ouse Valley & Ringmer19602
4Woodingdean16869
5Peacehaven North16516
6Peacehaven West13580
7Peacehaven East13459
8Newhaven North11511
9Newhaven South9153
10East Brighton5283
Deprivation
FAILED



How affordable are the rents in Telscombe?

Every six months the Office for National statitics publishes a snapshot of rental costs. These market rental statistics are dated September 2023. We have used the median rental figure for this assessment as we believe this is a more realistic figure than the average (mean) that can be skewed by artificially low and high rents. To pass this section, Telscombe rents for each size property have to be less than 5% more than the median rent for East Sussex.

BedsLewesEast Sussex
1£750£650
2£950£825
3£1200£1095
4£1500£1460
Affordable Rents
FAILED



How much can I earn in Telscombe per week?

If you are thinking of moving to Telscombe, you'll want to know how much you can earn in a job in the town. Every year the government publishes statistics on gross weekly pay, these figures are for September 2023. To pass this section Telscombe's local authority needs to be in first or second place compared to the three nearest local authorities.

#Local AuthorityMedian Pw
1Mid Sussex£768.70
2Lewes (Telscombe)£690.50
3Brighton and Hove UA£688.00
4Wealden£679.90
Wages
PASSED



So, is Telscombe a nice place to live?

Is Telscombe a nice place to live?
NO*
* Probably.