Is Langdon Hills, Essex a nice place to live?

Is Langdon Hills a nice place to live or is Langdon Hills a bit rough? For us there are a number of factors that make any town a nice place to live, like a low crime rate, low levels of deprivation, the good health of the residents, rent affordability and excellent wages. In this article we will see if Langdon Hills meets our criteria.

How likely are you to a victim of crime in Langdon Hills?

The English Indices of Deprivation has a crime element for Langdon Hills. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. Naturally rural areas have less crime than urban areas, but for this part of our town assessment we've looked at the 10 wards nearest to the centre of Langdon Hills. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5

#WardCrime Rank
1The Homesteads22971
2Langdon Hills18196
3Stanford East and Corringham Town17444
4Herongate, Ingrave and West Horndon15358
5Orsett13475
6Laindon Park13051
7Stanford-le-Hope West10721
8Nethermayne8638
9Lee Chapel North2036
10St Martin's1662
Crime
FAILED

Reader Opinion:

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Is Langdon Hills a healthy place to live?

If you are thinking of moving to Langdon Hills, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. For this section of the town assessment, we've examined government health statistics from the 2021 Census General Health question and the Indices of Multiple Deprivation's health element.The table below shows what percentage of Langdon Hills residents answered saying their health was either bad or very bad. To pass this section, the local authority has to have a percentage score less than or equal to 7%.

Local Authority%
Brentwood3.77
Thurrock4.34
Havering4.44
Basildon (Langdon Hills)5.03

The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Langdon Hills. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average LSOA rank for 10 wards nearest to the centre of Langdon Hills. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5.

#WardHealth Rank
1Herongate, Ingrave and West Horndon (Best)31376
2The Homesteads27368
3Orsett25971
4Langdon Hills22850
5Stanford-le-Hope West20627
6Nethermayne18590
7Stanford East and Corringham Town16396
8St Martin's12359
9Laindon Park11893
10Lee Chapel North (Worst)10074
Health
FAILED
Reader Opinion:

Ode to Basildon

Is Langdon Hills rough?

Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average rank for 10 wards in and around Langdon Hills. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space. To pass this section as the town assessment, 8 out of 10 wards must have a ranking higher than the English average of 16422.5

#WardDeprivation Rank
1Herongate, Ingrave and West Horndon28039
2The Homesteads25657
3Langdon Hills24307
4Orsett22851
5Stanford-le-Hope West17422
6Nethermayne15601
7Stanford East and Corringham Town14491
8Laindon Park9941
9Lee Chapel North6325
10St Martin's6301
Deprivation
FAILED



How affordable are the rents in Langdon Hills?

Every six months the Office for National statitics publishes a snapshot of rental costs. These market rental statistics are dated September 2023. We have used the median rental figure for this assessment as we believe this is a more realistic figure than the average (mean) that can be skewed by artificially low and high rents. To pass this section, Langdon Hills rents for each size property have to be less than 5% more than the median rent for Essex.

BedsBasildonEssex
1£775£750
2£975£900
3£1200£1150
4£1550£1500
Affordable Rents
FAILED



How much can I earn in Langdon Hills per week?

If you are thinking of moving to Langdon Hills, you'll want to know how much you can earn in a job in the town. Every year the government publishes statistics on gross weekly pay, these figures are for September 2023. To pass this section Langdon Hills's local authority needs to be in first or second place compared to the three nearest local authorities.

#Local AuthorityMedian Pw
1Brentwood£941.40
2Havering£781.90
3Thurrock UA£711.90
4Basildon (Langdon Hills)£693.90
Wages
FAILED



So, is Langdon Hills a nice place to live?

Is Langdon Hills a nice place to live?
NO*
* Probably.