Is Crowle, Lincolnshire a nice place to live?

Is Crowle a nice place to live or is Crowle a bit rough? For us there are a number of factors that make any town a nice place to live, like a low crime rate, low levels of deprivation, the good health of the residents, rent affordability and excellent wages. In this article we will see if Crowle meets our criteria.

How likely are you to a victim of crime in Crowle?

The English Indices of Deprivation has a crime element for Crowle. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. Naturally rural areas have less crime than urban areas, but for this part of our town assessment we've looked at the 10 wards nearest to the centre of Crowle. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5

#WardCrime Rank
1Howdenshire28425
2Burton upon Stather and Winterton20816
3Axholme Central18118
4Axholme North17871
5Goole South15380
6Burringham and Gunness10737
7Norton & Askern10519
8Town6417
9Thorne & Moorends6179
10Brumby2490
Crime
FAILED

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Is Crowle a healthy place to live?

If you are thinking of moving to Crowle, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. For this section of the town assessment, we've examined government health statistics from the 2021 Census General Health question and the Indices of Multiple Deprivation's health element.The table below shows what percentage of Crowle residents answered saying their health was either bad or very bad. To pass this section, the local authority has to have a percentage score less than or equal to 7%.

Local Authority%
East Riding of Yorkshire5.38
West Lindsey5.6
North Lincolnshire (Crowle)6.04
Bassetlaw6.22

The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Crowle. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average LSOA rank for 10 wards nearest to the centre of Crowle. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5.

#WardHealth Rank
1Howdenshire (Best)22397
2Axholme Central19118
3Axholme North16857
4Burton upon Stather and Winterton16536
5Goole South14819
6Burringham and Gunness12372
7Norton & Askern9337
8Town8849
9Brumby6530
10Thorne & Moorends (Worst)5990
Health
FAILED
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Is Crowle rough?

Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average rank for 10 wards in and around Crowle. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space. To pass this section as the town assessment, 8 out of 10 wards must have a ranking higher than the English average of 16422.5

#WardDeprivation Rank
1Axholme Central23355
2Howdenshire21809
3Burton upon Stather and Winterton19628
4Axholme North16156
5Burringham and Gunness12219
6Norton & Askern10681
7Town9399
8Goole South9220
9Thorne & Moorends7180
10Brumby5527
Deprivation
FAILED



How affordable are the rents in Crowle?

Every six months the Office for National statitics publishes a snapshot of rental costs. These market rental statistics are dated September 2023. We have used the median rental figure for this assessment as we believe this is a more realistic figure than the average (mean) that can be skewed by artificially low and high rents. To pass this section, Crowle rents for each size property have to be less than 5% more than the median rent for .

BedsNorth Lincolnshire
1£400£
2£475£
3£550£
4£725£
Affordable Rents
FAILED



How much can I earn in Crowle per week?

If you are thinking of moving to Crowle, you'll want to know how much you can earn in a job in the town. Every year the government publishes statistics on gross weekly pay, these figures are for September 2023. To pass this section Crowle's local authority needs to be in first or second place compared to the three nearest local authorities.

#Local AuthorityMedian Pw
1East Riding of Yorkshire UA£660.00
2North Lincolnshire UA (Crowle)£653.80
3West Lindsey£643.60
4Bassetlaw£599.30
Wages
PASSED



So, is Crowle a nice place to live?

Is Crowle a nice place to live?
NO*
* Probably.