Is Crowland a nice place to live or is Crowland a bit rough? For us there are a number of factors that make any town a nice place to live, like a low crime rate, low levels of deprivation, the good health of the residents, rent affordability and excellent wages. In this article we will see if Crowland meets our criteria.
How likely are you to a victim of crime in Crowland?
The English Indices of Deprivation has a crime element for Crowland. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. Naturally rural areas have less crime than urban areas, but for this part of our town assessment we've looked at the 10 wards nearest to the centre of Crowland. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5| # | Ward | Crime Rank |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Market & West Deeping | 30776 |
| 2 | Deeping St James | 29897 |
| 3 | Moulton, Weston and Cowbit | 27758 |
| 4 | Whaplode and Holbeach St John's | 24083 |
| 5 | Werrington | 21955 |
| 6 | Gunthorpe | 13325 |
| 7 | Eye, Thorney and Newborough | 10457 |
| 8 | Paston and Walton | 6908 |
| 9 | Park | 6875 |
| 10 | Dogsthorpe | 2331 |
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Loughborough - "Luffbra" - it's sh*t me duck
Is Crowland a healthy place to live?
If you are thinking of moving to Crowland, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. For this section of the town assessment, we've examined government health statistics from the 2021 Census General Health question and the Indices of Multiple Deprivation's health element.The table below shows what percentage of Crowland residents answered saying their health was either bad or very bad. To pass this section, the local authority has to have a percentage score less than or equal to 7%.
| Local Authority | % |
|---|---|
| Peterborough | 5.11 |
| South Holland (Crowland) | 5.68 |
| Fenland | 6.38 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Crowland. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average LSOA rank for 10 wards nearest to the centre of Crowland. To pass this section, 8 out of 10 of these wards need to be above the English national average rank of 16422.5.
| # | Ward | Health Rank |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Deeping St James (Best) | 25385 |
| 2 | Market & West Deeping | 21037 |
| 3 | Moulton, Weston and Cowbit | 20062 |
| 4 | Whaplode and Holbeach St John's | 18228 |
| 5 | Park | 14292 |
| 6 | Werrington | 14020 |
| 7 | Gunthorpe | 11782 |
| 8 | Eye, Thorney and Newborough | 11228 |
| 9 | Paston and Walton | 7996 |
| 10 | Dogsthorpe (Worst) | 5676 |
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Peterborough, I'd advise acquiring shares in Sports Direct, Tesco & Poundland
Is Crowland rough?
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average rank for 10 wards in and around Crowland. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space. To pass this section as the town assessment, 8 out of 10 wards must have a ranking higher than the English average of 16422.5
| # | Ward | Deprivation Rank |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Deeping St James | 27876 |
| 2 | Market & West Deeping | 23491 |
| 3 | Werrington | 19188 |
| 4 | Moulton, Weston and Cowbit | 18014 |
| 5 | Gunthorpe | 14910 |
| 6 | Whaplode and Holbeach St John's | 14132 |
| 7 | Park | 12609 |
| 8 | Eye, Thorney and Newborough | 12593 |
| 9 | Paston and Walton | 8574 |
| 10 | Dogsthorpe | 4357 |
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How affordable are the rents in Crowland?
Every six months the Office for National statitics publishes a snapshot of rental costs. These market rental statistics are dated September 2023. We have used the median rental figure for this assessment as we believe this is a more realistic figure than the average (mean) that can be skewed by artificially low and high rents. To pass this section, Crowland rents for each size property have to be less than 5% more than the median rent for Lincolnshire.
| Beds | South Holland | Lincolnshire |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | £520 | £465 |
| 2 | £650 | £575 |
| 3 | £750 | £675 |
| 4 | £900 | £920 |
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How much can I earn in Crowland per week?
If you are thinking of moving to Crowland, you'll want to know how much you can earn in a job in the town. Every year the government publishes statistics on gross weekly pay, these figures are for September 2023. To pass this section Crowland's local authority needs to be in first or second place compared to the three nearest local authorities.
| # | Local Authority | Median Pw |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fenland | £679.00 |
| 2 | Peterborough UA | £667.70 |
| 3 | South Holland (Crowland) | £635.90 |
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So, is Crowland a nice place to live?
NO*
