Now i know most English tacky seaside resortd attracts ***** but Ingoldmells is like no other.
Famous for its Fatacy Island theme park and one half of Butlins this area of the Lincolnshire coastline attracts ***** from the Leicester, Nottingham & Darby.
I went for the weekend and had to bye a cap in order to go out at night without getting accused of being gay.
This is a tippacle seaside resort where all there is to do is play arcades or drink white cider brought from the off licence so they dont need to spend so much money in the clubs.
Then there is Fantacy Island itself witch is a modern theme park with shity market stalls cramed into evey nut & crany selling everything other than origanal desighner gear.
As you walked around all the stalls were selling the same rubbish sunglasses, one wash clothes and aftershave with sighns saying ” Jeer smells like Joop”.
I came across a massive queue that was bigger than the post office on doll day. The sorce was a tattoist with everybody having the names of the person they shagged the night before on there arm.
After i had experienced the chavy market i went to the pub where i thought i was safe. I have never been so wrong. As i was in the pub i notticed that all the pissheads were only ordering coke. On closer insepection they all walleked in with Spar Supermaret bags with the sound of clinking bottles if you know what i mean.
The final straw was on the beach whare a family were sitting about 10 yards away.
The mother was drinking a bottle of cheap Iperial vodka and her seven kids were running aroud chucking sand and making a nussence of them selfs. Then there mum shouts out at ther top of her voice with *** ******* out her mouth “Chardannay you had better shut the **** up or i will tell your dad and dont think i wont as i got a letter from him the other day and he will be out soon”.
That was was enougth we went home that day.
This is why and i nominate Ingoldmells as a **** town.
Now i know most English tacky seaside resortd attracts ***** but Ingoldmells is like no other.
Famous for its Fatacy Island theme park and one half of Butlins this area of the Lincolnshire coastline attracts ***** from the Leicester, Nottingham & Darby.
I went for the weekend and had to by a cap in order to go out at night without getting accused of being gay.
This is a tippacle seaside resort where all there is to do is play arcades or drink white cider brought from the off licence so they dont need to spend as much money in the clubs.
Then there is Fantacy Island itself witch is a modern theme park with shity market stalls cramed into evey nut & crany selling everything other than origanal desighner gear.
As you walked around all the stalls were selling the same rubbish sunglasses, one wash clothes and aftershave with sighns saying ” Jeer smells like Joop”.
I came across a massive queue that was bigger than the post office on doll day. The sorce was a tattoist with everybody having the names of the person they shagged the night before on there arm.
After i had experienced the chavy market i went to the pub whare i thought i was safe. I have never been so wrong. As i was in the pub i notticed that all the pissheads were only ordering coke. On closer insepection they all walleked in with Spar Supermaret bags with the sound of clinking bottles if you know what i mean.
The final straw was on the beach whare a family were sitting about 10 yards away.
The mother was drinking a bottle of cheap Iperial vodka and her seven kids were running aroud chucking sand and making a nussence of them selfs when there mum shouts out at ther top of her voice with *** ******* out her mouth “Chardannay you had better shut the **** up or i will tell your dad and dont think i wont as i got a letter from him the other day and he will be out soon.
That was was enougth we went home that day.
This is why and i nominate Ingoldmells as a **** town.
