You really havn’t seen a **** untill you’ve been to Hartlepool!
h/pool **** vocab…chuddy,mankey,***** ********,scran,clammin(hungry),shan,owwer lass(girlfriend)manfat,mint,sorted mate,nice one.
h/pool”place 2 be” THE WESLEY”-FULL OF CHUDDY CHEWING,BIG PERMED *********,and KICKER WEARING,SHERMAN SHIRTING LOUD CHORES!
HUNGRY? take your 5 kids (min) to gregs in the town for a cheese pasty.
NEED SOME EXTRA CASH? stand at the bottom of the town centre ramp(outside the phone box)and just ask everyone that passes for 10p for the phone!!! GOOD SCAM!
hartlepool is deffo the ********* place to be….sorted!mint!nice 1 chorber!
written by hartlepool’s only none-****!see-ya!”