Great Yarmouth, the home of the Yarcos. Everywhere you go in this once great British holiday resort there is a ****. Everywhere! Luckily I live in a nice little farming village outside Yarmouth but I have to go to Yarmouth now and then and its not nice. You cant stay too long or you will become a **** sooner or later. Ive known many ex friends whos family HAD to move to Yarmouth to turn into *****. In fact I think Yarmouth is like the base for *****..or the place where they are all made. The name Yarco comes from the ***** of Yarmouth. They all walk around the their hoodys over their caps, chewing gum with a *** in their mouth, eye brow pierced and say innit a whole lot! And the funniest thing is (as usual) they think they are solid and hrd when theres about 7 or 8 of them, but when they are on their own they suddenly realise, they are scrowny midgets with big mouths. Ive got to go now, so I’ll just make my point with this last statement…

Jim Davidson owns and performs at The Great Yarmouth Britania Pier every week with Rik Waller, Joe Pasquelie and The Chuckle Brothers! 😀

Come over to great yarmouth to visit the numerous hang outs for serious *****, everybody knows that they race up and down our seafront with their blinging fake soveriegn rings and their punto’s, Or strut like john travolta down regent road. But if we dig beneath the surface we can find the real hard core *****,
Try the waiting room at the doctors surgery on king street where the ***** amass for their sicknotes, or painkillers. Or try the local social office where they attempt their tenth crisis loan because their burberry is fadin,
Pill poppers wander king street waiting for the next tourist to sponge their bus fare off, If they manage it they punt it at the local arcade.
Life is sweet being a **** all your mates are ‘sorted’ huddling round some privately rented pad that they decided to stop paying rent on, all skinning up an oxo cube, or drying banana skins.
Remember to avoid the ********* pushing prams round gorleston with black eyes and soveriegn indents in their faces from this mornings backhander.
But here is a tip for all you **** dodgers,
walk the streets with a baby in a pushchair..
No **** will bother you then, they will think the kids theirs, that you are bringin it up for them.
Nothing scares them more than “CSA”

Great Yarmouth the fastest growing town for **** ****.