Gloucester

Gloucester is truly the most horrific city you’ll ever visit. It is completely devoid of any hope or ambition. Most towns have a few bad areas but Gloucester has only bad areas, and the highlight of the city centre is Primark.

The residents are a lovely mix of unintelligible immigrants and fat, ugly ***** whose only occupation is to drink outside one of the many empty shops that blight the seagull ******** streets. Though Gloucester has a beautiful cathedral, this only succeeds in highlighting the monstrosities that dominate the skyline, including the bus station, muti-storey car park, hospital and prison.

It really says something about the IQ of Gloucester residents when the only building they destroy during the riots was already earmarked for demolition.

 

By: Jack