Dreary Darlington

Darlington used to be a nice place to live, but the whole place is now full of travellers and *****. The average **** is always walking around town, friend/baby in tow. No job and no life, the ******** tend to live in **** hole estates called Branksome or Red Hall (plenty of crappy estates in the town) and take off their tops at the slightest hint of sunshine (why is that?????). Avoid parts of this town and its Greggs Pasty eating population at all costs!