I LIVE IN CUFFLEY HERTFORDSHIRE AND ALTHOUGH MOST LOCALS STILL CALL IT A VILLAGE IT HAS TURNED INTO **** TOWN. YOU ONLY HAVE TO WALK DOWN STATION ROAD (THE HIGH STREET) ON MOST NIGHTS TO SEE THE NIGHTMERE BROUGHT ABOUT BY THE NEW TESCO EXPRESS. THEIR WAS AT ONE TIME A NICE LOCAL PUB ON THE SITE, BUT TESCO’S BROUGHT IT UP TO TURN THE PLACE INTO A **** TOWN. THE TRAFFIC IN THE AREA IS A JOKE WILST MOST NIGHTS YOU GET ****’S BY THE DOZEN DRINKING OUTSIDE TESCO’S. WHAT IS IT AT TESCO’S THAT BRING IN ****’S FROM MILES AROUND TO SPEND THE NIGHT UNDER AGE DRINKING
WE ALSO HAVE A PARISH COUCIL THAT IS SO UP ITS OWN BACKSIDE THAT IT IS NEXT TO USELESS. THEY ARE THE BIGGIST ****’S IN TOWN WILST THE LOCAL ROADS ARE FULL OF POTHOLES THAT YOU COULD DROP A STONE DOWN AND WAIT TWO SECONDS BEFORE THEY HIT THE GROUND!CUFFLEY HAS BECOME THE PITS. YOU CAN WALK UP STATION ROAD AND SIT WITH THE ****’S ON THE WONKY SEATS PROVIDED BY THE SENILE LOCAL PARISH COUNCIL AND WATCH FAMILYS OF **** TROT BY AS THEY GORGE AT DISGARED CHIPS WHICH HAVE BEEN LEFT BY FELLOW ****’S. YES CUFFLEY SHOULD BE RENAMED” SCUFFLEY”