Penrhyn Bay is a lonely seaside retirement village, purpose built to house elderly scousers as they head out of the polluting factories and refineries of Merseyside and into their ‘twilight years’. The town has a mourneful feel to it; a shadow of death that seemingly never lifts. Those unfortunate enough to have been born into […]
Category: Wales
The worst places to live in Wales
Fishguard and Goodwick
I cannot believe that nobody has mentioned the motherlode of all **** towns that are Fishguard and Goodwick. They are situated in a very beautiful place – right on the sea, lovely little fishing harbour in Lower Fishguard, ferry port to Ireland in Goodwick. There’s beaches, there’s walks and there is plenty of fresh air. […]
Cardiff (or Chavdiff)
Cardiff, or Caaaaaaardiff as it is known by residents of the less affluent of its suburbs, is a **** paradise of a weekend. Not only is it filled with its own quite substantial collection of **** ****, but it also acts as a **** magnet, sucking in hideous ***** from their south Wales valley homes […]
Abertillery – A Case Study
Where to begin? A poor rundown former hive of industry which through no fault of its own is now a shuffling wreck of a place. BUT…remember folks that **** does not = poor, **** = *******. The place is teeming with spotty drugged-up teenagers whose idea of a good time is a litre of White […]
Ebbw Vale, what a town
Where should I start, Ebbw Vale is one of the **** capitols of the South Wales Valleys!!! For a town with a population of around 29000 there are only 3 pubs in the town centre and is subsequently a brewing pot for fights, and there are fights galore!!!!! Every neanderthal in the town just seems […]
Haverfordwest -pembrokeshire
Aah how old Harford never changes! And still i go back to there! How quaint to see the children of the 1980s ***** take the place of their parents in the Castle Square. They shout and spit at each other and drop their rubbish around them.Girls with greasy hair scraped back into a scrunchy and Blue metalic […]
Haverfordwest, The town with the silent C.
Set in the tranquil shitpit of England’s ********, South West Wales, against the backdrop of concil houses, sewerage, and Icelands. Chaverfordwest is nestled comfortably in the middle of a largely **** county of pembrokeshire. Once a much less chavtastic town, as they stayed infront of lidl, kwiksave, corner shops and knew they would get a […]
deeside.uuurrrrgggghhhhh
what a **** hole this is. lived here for 2 long ****** up years and have gone from happy to manic depressive. it has a permanent black cloud of unhappiness ******* over it. you never seem to see any **** smiling at any point during the day but i soppose thats done to the fact […]
The Rhondda Valleys
Well, what can you say about this place. It USED to be a mining community, and before that unspoiled farm lands… but with the discovery of coal, and then the later closing of the aforementioned coalmines the area slumped into economic decay until it has recently (within the last 10 years) recieved the status of an […]
Holyhead
I have read about other towns on this website but as far as I am concerned NOTHING prepares you for what you face when you pull up in the train station that looks like it belongs in the depths of hell. You start to become suspicious when you get off the train and you either […]
Mold – the poo that just won't flush.
Mold in North Wales has all of the boxes ticked for it to qualify as a true Chavtown. Hoardes of 14 year olds smoking hash with plastic in it fighting each other for a bottle of Thunderbird and listening to 50 Cent cause they think it means they are hard. Mold is a fairly small […]
Amlwch
Tucked away in the idyllic Isle of Anglesey in North Wales, exists a hub of **** Activity. The town of Amlwch, otherwise known as the gates of hell, is filled to the brim with chavtastic examples of Britain’s burgeoning underclass. Where to begin…. Firstly you have your fourth rate **** breed, those who wear blinding […]
