Holywell, North Wales. Site of pilgramage throughout the years to St Winifreds Well, which the brown heritage roadsigns proclaim to be The Lourdes of Wales. They should also read “I Live Here” and brandish a picture of a burbury-clad Strand-Bandit baring his rat like- teeth as a warning to all who enter. . […]
Category: Wales
The worst places to live in Wales
Caerphilly
Caerfilthy – Home of **** motorsport. **** hangouts include: 1. Motorworld – Cheapo ***** congregate to compare car bling 2. Halfords – posh ***** compare lexus lights and body kits 3. The Twyn Car park – see above 4. The lane behind the Cedar Tree – for ‘sound offs’ and year round breeding 5. The […]
Bargoed
The “Bargoedian” **** is like no other. Not only does he continue to chew ‘tar-tainted’ gum whilst smoking endless L&Bs, he also has an uncanny ability to seek out and possess vicious looking dogs with extreme bowel problems. This particular breed of **** will spend his days getting thoroughly “pissed” in Bargoed park with his […]
Neath!
Neath Neath Neath Its between Swansea and Port Talbot – this should tell you enough already, and i have the misfortune to live there. My usual experience of the town centre (I commute to work in the week) is thankfully limited to Saturday shopping – where you will find the usual array of pasty pock […]
Rhyl
OK I come from Prestatyn, not the greatest place on earth (which is why I left ASAP!) but Rhyl makes it look like New York! Many of my friends in Prestatyn call Rhyl VEGAS! This is because, well its about as far away from Las Vegas as possible?! OK lets talk ****’s (from now on […]
Newport, South Wales
Ok, Newport is now TECHNICALLY a city, but the residue of **** activity still lurks in this once-town. I have no pictures of Newport at the moment (To be honest, I stay away as much as possible!) but I will try and take some in the near future. Now, Newport, as many South Wales residents, […]
Tonyrefail
Tonyrefail sits like a lurking rapist on the outskirts of the Rhondda valley, which itself is about as useful to the world as the soles of Steven Hawkings feet. Tonyrefail once had a housing estate called Springfield, but it had such a high **** *********** and problems with burglary, drugs and general **** bread and […]
Port Talbot: it’s not the steel works that make it a dump, it’s the *****
Noted while browsing that an article for Port Talbot was needed. Well I can safely tell you that it does indeed belong on this site. After going to school there for seven years, I can tell you that it’s not the steel works that make PT a dump, it’s the ***** that inhabit it. Most […]
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Borth, the chalets and flats look more like a Brazilian shanty town
With four miles of safe sandy beach, a backdrop of mountains, stunning views of Snowdonia, miles of interesting cliff walks and an extensive system of sand dunes, you’d think Borth would be the perfect British holiday destination, no? If two miles of tacky shops and arcades, overpriced caravan sites, pitiful tourist attractions (e.g. the Animalarium), […]
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Barmouth and adjoining coastline
I last visited this town 10 years ago, quite a nice quaint backwater sort of place. Last week was a different story. I would say that the ***** were in such abbundance that surely other **** watchers in towns around the UK noticed a slight reduction of numbers in their town. THEY WERE ALL HERE. […]
Cardiff (Pronounced: Cerrrdiffff) is definitely the underbelly of Wales
Cardiff is definitely the **** centre of wales. They live in many areas such as Ely, Fairwater, Bute Town, Grangetown, St. Mellons and Riverside. It is virtually impossible to drive around the city and NOT spot groups of ***** with their Barried up cars ‘jammin’ with their ‘bro’s’, ‘homies’ and ‘hoe’ *********. These barried up […]
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Swansea
Has anyone ever been to a small ‘seaside’ town of Swansea?? Well trust me, if you have, you wouldn’t remember it because the experience would have traumatised you for life, and it would now permanently be blocked from your memory! I’m not talking bout anything life-threatening (although don’t be surprised if it was)….just the fact […]
