well, where do i start. there are the mindles hordes of ***** outside kwiksave, mindless hordes outside our local leisure centre, mindless hordes in KFC, mindless hordes in festival park. in fact you could say they’re everywhere. lets start with the secondary schools. there are two of them (glyncoed comp aka glyncoed barmy army and […]
Category: Wales
The worst places to live in Wales
Shotton, the REAL Ar$ehole of Wales
Ok, so thankfully I don’t inhabite the place, but my poor unfortunate friends do. It’s a small place, quiet …oh who am I kidding with the amount of miscreants, single **** mothers and lil 12 yr old brats skiving off school, it’s far from quiet. I usually visit every weekend…to see my buds…and during the […]
Wrexham: the utter embarrassment of Wales
Well well well, where can I start? Wrexham is the hole of North Wales, the ultimate ne’er-do-wel capital of Cymru (yes, worse than Cardiff!) and the failure of many attempts to be named a ‘city’. Our town boasts a unique accent. It is a common version of the Northern Welsh accent, exclusive to Wrexham. It […]
Newtown
Newtown or as it is more affectionately known as “Dirtytown or Scumtown” is a lovely town situated in Mid Wales. It is an historic market town sited on the river Severn. Unfortunately it has well and truly been chavved by the Welsh Developments Agency’s brilliant idea to encourage factories into the town. It offered subsidised […]
Pontypridd
Pontypridd is probably the focalpoint of **** activity in the South Wales valleys due to it being a convergence point of several valleys. The younger **** element of the area frequent a number of locations, the first of which being Ponty station, where I can personally vouch for the main steps being littered with spilt […]
Fairwater, Ely, and Pentrebane (In Caaaaaardiff bruv)
Throughout the ****-city that is known to triple-digit IQ owners among us as Cardiff, there are three particular areas that are… how can we say… the plughole of a sink full of ****. These three areas are known as Pentrebane, Fairwater, and Ely. Three neighbouring provinces of Western Cardiff that by all rights should’ve been […]
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Greenfield…
Situated between Holywell,Bagillt and Near-by Mostyn, Greenfield is **** central… From ages 11 – 45 there are just pure ***** in Greenfield… They usually frequent the now legendary “club Vic” (hotel Victoria) in Holywell where you can find Strandies,Holway ****,the heroes from Bagillt and a few losers from Greenfield and you can be sure of […]
Ystrad Mynach
Ystrad Mynach, where a **** is a real ****, and a non-**** is home before dark. Despite my trying not to be cliche and sound older than I am, it’s hard to describe how the once quiet, small family orientated village I knew in my earliest youth has become over the past ten or so […]
Baglan
Baglan is where the tuppeny millionaires of Port Talbot live. It is, as the inhabitants delude themselves, a sprawling metropolis on the edge of a hill with palm fringed streets and views over the ocean – in fact it is a dive with ***** ******* around the shops by Fairwood drive like the flies around […]
Bridgend
A town that, over the years, has descended into a primitive mess of **** culture. A particular haunt is the ‘Argos-Peacocks-Wilkinson’ triangle, where teenage mothers with bad skin blow lambert and butler smoke merrily over their malnourished offspring and where “uberchav” grandmothers in their late thirties exchange tales of pub glassings at high volume while […]
Cwmbran
Cwmbran is a **** dream land !!!!! it has jjb sports, a mcdonalds, kfc, pizza hot. There is more burberry down here than in the burberry factory which should be blown up. I swear McDonalds at night time, you need a bloody armoured car to get through the hords of them. Me and a sall […]
NEWPORT
Can easily be discribed as the place that God missed when he created the world. The main city centre is a mess of clothes shops that seem to continually be closing and re-opening a few days later with another name. Thus providing the ***** with all the fake “gear” that they blow their giros on. […]
