Llangefni is just fine if you were born there and are hard core Welsh (or not Welsh but hard as nails) and like rain, cars, drugs and heavy drinking. If you think the blokes are scary, then watch out for the women. Oh Jesus Christ how do they ever get like that? Big prop forward […]
Category: Gwynedd County
The worst places to live in Gwynedd County
Fairbourne: The land that time shat on…
As I drove past the seaside village of Fairbourne all seemed normal, until i needed to take a sh*t and drove into the sorrowful abyss of hyper-misery that is the village itself. Inside the WC there are concrete dividers that all have glory holes that i was later informed that its simply what the locals […]
Holyhead
I have read about other towns on this website but as far as I am concerned NOTHING prepares you for what you face when you pull up in the train station that looks like it belongs in the depths of hell. You start to become suspicious when you get off the train and you either […]
Amlwch
Tucked away in the idyllic Isle of Anglesey in North Wales, exists a hub of **** Activity. The town of Amlwch, otherwise known as the gates of hell, is filled to the brim with chavtastic examples of Britain’s burgeoning underclass. Where to begin…. Firstly you have your fourth rate **** breed, those who wear blinding […]
Caernarfon, Wales
The famed Coronation Town where Prince Charles was recognised as the heir to the throne. Also the town where ***** are the Kings.. the so-called Cofis. I was unfortunate enough to be born amongst the putrid filth of Hendre and Ysgubor Goch where one side of a very diverse culture of ***** in this town […]
Caernarfon: buy a tent before renting a flat in this godforsaken place
I was amazed when I searched for this town not to find anything. Caernarfon is the lowest of the low when it comes to towns. My other posts include Bethesda and Bangor. I live in north Wales… and all these towns are in north Wales. Caernarfon beats them all. About ten minutes from Bangor there […]
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Caernarfon, North Wales
Caernarfon, the heartland of the Welsh speaking community, a gem in the tourism crown of Wales……. and a haven for ***** and *********, here in the historic walled market town of Caernarfon one can hear the screech of the ********* calling out to their many chavelings, each one spawned from the putrid loins of a […]
Holyhead
For those who may not have heard of this coastal town situated in the top left-hand corner of Wales, Holyhead really is a Santa’s grotto for those who might want to do a spot of ****-spotting…That having been said, don’t expect Holyhead *****/********* to have the average **** IQ, because they most certainly fall short […]
Porthmadog
I could not believe my eyes. It had only been a year since I had visited this town last, and all I could see as we drove to the camp site where we were staying, were ****’s! Burberry hats, gold hoop earings, sportswear the lot everywhere! We stroled onto the camp site, which was situated […]
Bangor, Gwynedd
Bangor ***** are easy to find, all you have to do is look in the general direction of the town clock and there they are! As nature intended. Gathered like a gang of pre-historic monkey staring at the clock still trying to work out what this weird object is for! They also like to hang […]
Bangor, Gwynedd
This is the chaviest of the chaviest! The only place left in Britain where people are still wearing shell-suits from the first time they were popular. The average age of first-time mothers is probably 15, I know one lad whose 22 and has 9 kids with different mothers. Check out: the ruins of the Wellfield […]
Bangor
When you first arrive in bangor- without even knowing- you immediately can sense the emmence chavness of this ”quaint” north Wales ”city” maybe its all the renault saxos on the B570 or the smell of weed and chips as you drive in through the Maesgierchen estate- known as MASS G to local boyos . It […]