Legend has it the little village of Dyserth was built on Moel Hiraddug, not because of the quarry that is situated at the top of the tiny mountain, but because they could slope the pavements enough so that the limping from generations of genepool-shallowing would not show. This village runs the gauntlet for the most […]
Category: Clwyd
The worst places to live in Clwyd
Llandudno Junction’s illiteracy concert
Over the past few years Llandudno Junction has had an influx of people who sadly cannot read or perform basic mental tasks. This had made the Town (with the amenities of a village) a front runner for the nations lowest IQ. This has worried many people not just in the UK but across the world. […]
Llandudno Junction: Haven for the primitive folk
Llandudno is a great town which is full of culture. Deganwy is nice and posh with its marina. Conwy is a magnificent town with its castle and walls. There is a town nearby however which feels like it is in a foreign country or in another time. This town is Llandudno Junction. The high street […]
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The dump that is Colwyn Bay
Please can I nominate the Dump that is Colwyn Bay. Where does one start? Well the Travelodge in CB is used to accommodate the homeless so that gives you a very clear idea of the town it is. Sadly the council stopped caring about the town years ago. Pulling all of old hotels down and […]
Mold, Flintshire
Well what can we say about Mold… much like many of the towns we can read about on this site – it’s plagued by low life *****! Mold is quite strange, unique in it’s ability to never actually change, the local hotspot as of about 2003 is the local “weathers” where the cheap ale flows […]
Mold – the poo that just won't flush.
Mold in North Wales has all of the boxes ticked for it to qualify as a true Chavtown. Hoardes of 14 year olds smoking hash with plastic in it fighting each other for a bottle of Thunderbird and listening to 50 Cent cause they think it means they are hard. Mold is a fairly small […]
Rhyl: all come wide eyed at the prospect of getting a DSS bedsit on the prom
This is the Multi-clutural **** Center of Wales! It is frequented by Scousechavs, Mancchavs, Lancchavs & Brumchavs all wide eyed at the prospect of getting a DSS bedsit on the derelict, rat ********, drug inhabited, ****** occupied prom. Nightly entertainment consists of playing bingo in one of the many flea pit arcades but as the […]
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Llangollen
Llangollen is a wonderful town with stunning scenery and history, beautiful sights and some lovely people but it is badly let down by the growing **** culture. Some of the 15-40 year old **** yokels need shooting! Of course some of the 15-40 year olds are nice, genuine people, but these are hard to spot […]
Llangollen
This beautiful little welsh tourist trap amidst the mystic hills and forts of North Wales has recently become a “chavspot”. The local Spar shop is the place to do a bit of Chavspotting, They hang around outside the shop- in the doorway intimidating the old and infirm and terrorising the young goths who just want […]
Denbigh- God help all ye who enter there!
Third only to Rhyl and Shotton in the stakes of Chavism, Denbigh is fast becoming a feeder town to these two monoliths of the Welsh **** movement. The offenders usually crawl out from their council flats to collect their hard earned dole money which is spent promptly on **** and booze, they then spend thier […]
Flint – the ******** of the world
Ever walked into a full blown western in a small welsh town? Where the men are angry and the women are scared? (and scary) – welcome to Flint, the jewel in a **** based crown. One has to be careful in Flint, or one may end up on the wrong end of a pool cue. […]
Wrexham: the utter embarrassment of Wales
Well well well, where can I start? Wrexham is the hole of North Wales, the ultimate ne’er-do-wel capital of Cymru (yes, worse than Cardiff!) and the failure of many attempts to be named a ‘city’. Our town boasts a unique accent. It is a common version of the Northern Welsh accent, exclusive to Wrexham. It […]