Upper Stoke, an inappropriately named area of Coventry. Much of ‘Cov’ classes as prime **** territory but I’ll have to mention a specific area, that of the Meadway, Hillside, Valley Road estate in the laughably named area of Upper stoke. This has always been a nasty part of town, and after 8 years away (in […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Wednesbury
Well what can be said about my small industrial backwater town. Ok here it goes…. Wednesbury is mainly split into Estates!! (How **** is that!!) There is The Yew tree estate, wood’s estate and the most infamous of the 3, Friar Park. Unfortunately, I reside very close to it. And in some people’s eyes I […]
Solihull, West Midlands
I tell ya what people, you have never realised the full potential of the **** culture untill you spend a day in Solihull’s main shopping centre. They are everywhere. They’re like those annoyin wasps weve been havin recently. I work in a cafe in the shoppin centre and you can hear the litte rascals coming […]
Wolverhampton (Vulgarhampton)
One of towns the Government thought fit for city status several years ago, but alas! what a toilet this place is amid the urban sprawl of dives such as Bloxwich, Willenhall, Bilston, Walsall – to name but a few. Wolverhampton is stuck in a 1970’s time warp for starters – people still have feather cuts, […]
Birmingham (Cotteridge)
Cotteridge is a ****’s heaven – plenty of bike sheds to smoke round the back of! And lots of other ****’s to hang around with, generally causing a nusance. Imagine a place where ***** don’t exist, the world is calm and nobody wears burberry. Well let me asure you, this is most definately NOT the […]
Selly Oak (Birmingham)
A beautiful expansive area with expensive houses, not a **** in sight for as far as the eye can see. Beverly Hills is indeed a very nice place to settle down with your 2.4 children and shiny BMW in the drive. Sadly, Selly Oak isn’t. In fact, it is the very antithesis of Beverly Hills. […]
Selly Oak (Birmingham)
A beautiful expansive area with expensive houses, not a **** in sight for as far as the eye can see. Beverly Hills is indeed a very nice place to settle down with your 2.4 children and shiny BMW in the drive. Sadly, Selly Oak isn’t. In fact, it is the very antithesis of Beverly Hills. […]
Halesowen
I have lived in Halesowen for nearly 2 years and it seemed a nice place. Then I made the mistake of goping into the town centre, which I found out is buzzing with a hive of *****. There is everything a **** could want, post office(giro) supercigs(lamberts)and a wetherspoons(piss beer). In the heart of ‘The […]
Halesowen
I have lived in Halesowen for nearly 2 years and it seemed a nice place. Then I made the mistake of goping into the town centre, which I found out is buzzing with a hive of *****. There is everything a **** could want, post office(giro) supercigs(lamberts)and a wetherspoons(piss beer). In the heart of ‘The […]
brownhills, walsall
brownhills is a small village/town that is unfortunate to be inhabited by a growing population of ***** or as they are known around there kevs. the biggest hang out is the local ‘offy’ or off licence. they hang in groups of between 2-30 people and often share a can between at least 5 a time. […]
Castle Bromwich/Birmingham
I grew up in this suburb of Birmingham, which wasn’t to bad till i left in 1996. Went through there on the 966 bus the other week from Chelmsley Wood to Sutton. A load of say 15 ***** got on at Tesco by Castle Bromwich, there was two bus inspectors just asking people kindly where […]
Dudley
The epicentre for ***** and all things cheap and tacky. The place where one has to seek refuge inside from the less than fresh, cigarette smoke filled air which hangs over the town like a cloud. Lard ****, tattooed women wearing their mandatory clown necklaces, large, gold hooped earrings, purchased from the cut price jewellers […]
