It all started with the completion of touchwood shopping centre 3 years ago, before that anyone in solihull would not know what a **** is. But suddenly these wierd freaks who dress in ****** sports clothes started to take over “touchy” at first we laughed but then more and more people seemed to be following […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Sutton Coldfield
Sutton coldfield ***** usually roam around the streets untill around 2/3 in the morning, after buying their stash of spliffs, cocaine, and other unexciting things. The little ***** usually get their mate of a mates mate to buy them their ****, or you find them half your size walking upto you randomly on the streets […]
Bromford Bridge (da bromford), birmingham
ahhh, this area is lovely, surrounded by areas such as erdington, firs estate, ward end. castle vale and hodge hill. The estate has an area of about 1 square mile and has 4 20 storey tower blocks, about 6 12 storey tower blocks (this is after about 7 flats were demolished at the chillinghome tower […]
Tipton-A Beautiful Town
Where do I start? Well, Tipton is arguably the most ********* town in Sandwell, and probably Dudley for that matter, with 98% of kids being *****, or indeed *********. Let me take you on a tour around Tipton, just to get a feel for what a nice town it is??? Well, we start at the […]
Wolverhampton
Ah, wolverhampton, the haven of the wonderful football club, wolverhampton wanderers, or otherwise known as wolves. There is another name that comes to mind for this wonderdful piece of midland engineering, and that is its the biggest ******* joke football team and club in the entire country, and the fact that its just wolves. But […]
Coseley **** Central (wolverhampton)
Well this is defanately chavvie central. First you got coseley school which is renown to be a hard school, with its **** population with little grebo activity only a few which get battard for it. The ***** manily wear desinger gear and TN caps witch no one brings to school any more because of the […]
Sutton Coldfield – the **** tour
**** clientele:Attracts ‘rich *****’ from Sutton and also ***** from surrounding ****-**** areas like Falcon Lodge, Erdington and Kingstanding (or Kev-standing – its got a lot to answer for). **** Tour of Sutton: After stumbling off their buses in the town centre, they obviously cant make it any further than the nearest “maccy-ds” which handily […]
Halesowen
Halesowen in the south of the West Midlands conurbation, about 10 miles west of Birmingham, is a **** town. The town centre was once a **** hang out but the police have made it an alcohol free area so there isn’t much fun there anymore. The ********* pub in Halesowen town centre is the William […]
Dudley
Seen by many as the capital of the ‘Black Country’ (for those of you who don’t know, that’s the name given to the part of central England which was black with industry from 1750 until about 1980 because of the smoke from factories), Dudley is also seen by many as the **** Capital of the […]
Tipton, West Midlands
Tipton used to be one of the worst towns in England but it’s improved a bit in the last 10 years with regeneration and better places to live. But it’s a real **** town where nearly everyone under the age of 20 wears a baseball cap and a hoodie. The **** capital of Tipton is […]
Halesowen
Imagine a place where lacoste and Addidas three stripe rules all. Well this is it. Where to begin? Well someone in a previous article mentioned the ***** fave hangout in this place, The bus station. Come friday night at about 7Pm the place changes from a place where pensioners can wonder around all day “shopping” […]
Erdington, the u-bend in the toilet of North Birmingham
Hot on the trainer-heels of Kingstanding is the delightful suburb of ERDINGTON, the u-bend in the toilet of North Birmingham. Allow me to take you on a journey through this green and putrid land. Park your stolen car anyway near Six-Ways-to-get-mugged Island. Try and park half on the kerb, to ensure maximum annoyance to anyone […]
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