The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Brierley Hill is epicentre of dole life, where shell suite clad obese women of the night parade their back and bum cleavage whilst swapping their milk tokens for weed and amber leaf tobacco. When not dressed in tracksuits, the local female populace favour bras 3 cups too small peeping out of fat oozing boob tubes […]
Read More… from Brierley Hill where threesomes with your cousin is the norm
Tipton is a ****-heap, one with no character whatsoever. The reasons for this? Long ago the town was ******** by a repulsive, violent and immature **** element with no aspirations in life other than to cause suffering. The **** element flock here like ants around jam, whence they proceed to revel in their own **** […]
Wolverhampton was voted 5th worst city in the world by the Lonely Planet guide which I think was being far to generous. Wolverhampton is kinda like a sinking camper-van wedged into a sewage outlet, there is **** everywhere and its sinking fast. I think most people would agree that Wolverhampton makes death seems like a fun and happening activity, compared to […]
It’s not actually a bad little town depends where you go. Any where near alfred gunn house flats is just a no go even when you walk past you know it’s just a dodgy area round there you can forever hear rubbish music coming from the scruffy flats. It made me laugh one time I […]
Once renowned for its ***********, Balsall Heath rose in prominance once more during 2005 when it became wrapped up in the vortex of Brum’s very own tornado. A fundraising campaign was launched, not dissimilar to that for the recent Pakistan flood disaster, as it transpired that the vast majority of residents appeared to have no […]
This area really does surpass all expectation! Unfortunately nothing appears to have changed since the last article was posted. Driving through the area (never walk), one is greeted by a deluge of under-age single mothers, nethanderals, drug addled pixies and various other problem ******. Levels of educational attainment are rock bottom; a scant review of […]
Pride of the Black Country (after Wolverhampton the world’s 5th worst city) […]
Read More… from Bilston: it’s such a dump even if you live on your local park bench
Aah West Bromwich. Once a decent little town located between Birmingham and the gargantually ****** Wednesbury, West Bromwich was a haven for the once hard grafting working classes to spend Saturdays with their brood visiting the now defunct Kings 123 Cinema and the large town market. However, fast forward a few decades on to the […]
Derived from its medieval name “soily hill”, it is clear the irony is not lost on many of the residents due to the amount of **** and dirt around the place. I grew up in Soli-hell Solihull and have seen the drastic devolution of its culture, atmosphere and quaint charm. From the time the Burberry tracksuited monster that is […]
One day I decided to catch the 512 bus into town. In this decision I made the mistake of sitting on the top deck, since two ****’s hopped on board – one of them an ugly pig faced ********. My immediate reaction when I saw them was: “Oh God”, whilst turning up the volume on […]
What a absolute **** hole of a place! As soon as you come off the Aston Expressway to get to Perry Barr you enter into the most grim, unsightly place, its Grey, its miserable, its always cold and bleak,not to mention dirty ****** and horrible. You have now entered the ghetto. I unfortunately came to […]
Known to most people only because of a football team and a confusing word association with the Capital of Poland, this once thriving Black Country town is now, quite frankly, a ****-ridden wasteland only saved from a primary place on Irans ‘Nuke it Now’ list by virtue of it’s massive Muslim **** community. For a […]
Read More… from Walsall, there are unfortunately no plus sides to living in this hell hole
