The ***** have an exciting night at the two platorm, one train an hour town centre station! This a place so horrible that blind people are pushed in the road as a source of amusement (true story). The first time my partner visited this forsaken place she was treated two aging alchy Trisha fodder screaming […]
Category: Staffordshire
The worst places to live in Staffordshire
Newcastle Under Lyme: thinks itself a less downmarket Stoke-On-Trent
Newcastle Under Lyme likes to think itself as the less downmarket version of Stoke On Trent, but any resident would be able to tell you this is not the case. Apparently, all the UK’s gold supplies are controlled from this town. And indeed there is a pompous, flashy marble building called ‘The Gold Centre’. And […]
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Cannock, Harlow and Longsight – a unique **** Perspective
I have a unique perspective on Chavness: – Firstly I come from Cannock, – My fiancée is living and working in Harlow this year, and – I am studying in Manchester (having lived in Longsight for 2 Years) The three areas have several areas of common ground: – Benefit Fraudsters – Teenagers getting ‘wasted’ on […]
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Tamworth
The local **** **** of Tamworth has multiplied considerably in the past 5 years. When I started high school, there was little or no ***** who bowled the streets performing mating rituals/calls between one another. However, coming to the end of my last year of high school, the number of ***** has increased incredibly…they seriously […]
Tamworth
Tamworth is a god fosaken hell hole, situated in the very centre of the country, and I have to live here. There are more ***** in Tamworth than (probably) anywhere else. 10% of the population is on the dole, and most of the familys have more than 2 children, meaning the **** population is constantly […]
Cannock
Unfortunatley i live in Hednesford not far from Cannock… (the **** capital of britain) i am surrounded by ***** daily. You can guarantee that every time you step foot of your frount door, you will see a ****. In Cannock ***** will normally wear a Pair of Rockfort boots, tracksuit bottoms (aka trackies) tucked into […]
Tamworth
Your typically capped degenerates have a number of hang outs in tamworth. A previous note mentioned the McDonalds (obviously chavved as MaccyDees) where the 950 cc Fiats and corsas with a sewer pipe for an exhaust have staked their claim but another notable mecca for these **** is glascote road – a veritable feast of […]
Stoke-on-Trent
I am extremely suprised that Stoke is not yet included on the list of chavtowns, as it has the complete tick list; -council estates -high rate of unemployment -cheap fake stores Its like white lightening -chavelicious!! Okay, lets take a stroll over chewing gum filled streets of stoke and spot the *********. To our right […]
Cannock – The King Of All **** Towns!!!
Unfortunatley I have lived in Cannock all of my life, 22 years (people don’t get that for murder these days) and I have witnessed it’s demise into a waiting lounge for the Trishia show! The ****’s have well and truly taken over the town centre and anywhere else there is and bus shelter to hang […]
Tamworth
Having spent the majority of my life living in the beautiful city of Sheffield, and a significant proportion living in the distinctly less beautiful city of Nottingham, I accepted a job in Tamworth, Staffordshire. For those of you who don’t know where Tamworth is, try to keep it that way. The people of Tamworth describe […]
Oh No, Uttoxeter again.
It’s TRUE! I admit that once in a while I have to visit this sad,**** ridden **** hole.I also admit to popping into a chavity shop!I found a pair of Burberry shorts,I fair near chucked my ring up! Peering out of the window I spied 5 other pairs containing chinking,doped up,brainless,pissed up,inter-bred space wasters. the […]
Burntwood
Feel free to play “Spot the ****” any evening congregating by the shops at Swan Island – no prizes, it’s too easy – there’s LOADS of them. They’re BORED, of course – so the best they can manage to do is hang around making the place look even more untidy, and anyone parking there to […]
