Stafford

The fabled market town of Stafford, county town of Staffordshire, has it’s fair share of followers faithful to the **** cause. A typical walk into town from the Silkmore area of Stafford (about 2 km from the town centre) is a feast for the eyes of any budding ****-spotter. The railings and lamp-posts encountered on […]

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Tamworth

I felt that a heart-warming account of the place I grew up in was necessary 🙂 Tamworth can best be described as the ‘Stealth-****’ capital of the UK. At a glance it is a picture of middle-England respectability with its beautiful castle, church and statue of Sir Robert Peel – (rather ironically) the father of […]

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Cannock

Ok, so where do I begin this magical little tale of lovely cannock chase. ok…i can’t so i wont. Cannock…cannock…cannock Here goes, years ago when we were at school they were called scutters, and some big man in the sky came up with “the ****” —excellent. There are two kinds of ****, the ones that […]

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Leek: Lock your windows and don’t make eye contact

Is Leek a nice place to live or is Leek rough?

The signs say as you enter, “Queen of the Moorlands”.  Those in the know say as they enter “Lock you windows and don’t make eye contact, you know i love you very much don’t you”. Leek is in the unfortunate situation of not only being a typical **** breeding ground, but a total **** hole […]

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Stafford

Highfields – Stafford South Central! Located ten minutes from the centre of Stafford is Highfields, land of the damned where only the brave dare tread. Deep in the heart of this dole-dossers paradise is the legendary Spar Shop where ***** and their ******** groupies lean against the windows intimidating elderly shoppers. Uniform in these parts […]

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stoke on trent

What is it with them??? I dont think, unless you are a ****, that we will ever understand them. Why would anyone willingly degrade themselves? Why would anyone willingly wear tracksuit bottoms with socks over the bottoms with heels and lots of tacky jewellery???WHY!!! Why would they want to torment nice people? Why do they […]

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Tamworth

Well what can i say….tamwufff!! as chavsters would say, i used to be a **** but had the common sense to be normal! what is the deal with hair glued to the hed and white lightenin in one hand?! the poor prix 😛 all the girls are ***** that have been pregnant atleast once before […]

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Cannock

Cannock, reknowned as the **** capital of the UK, but unfortunately this isn’t far from the truth. This place has great **** spots where you can see them beating the **** out of the locals, the council workers, and not forgetting each other too. The reason why I say you can see them beating the […]

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Lichfield

**** Invasion! I visit lichfield sometimes – i live in sutton coldfield. It is usually pretty civil in the town – nice park, that skaters and ‘normal’ people visit. But apparently its being **** invaded. All it takes is a few of the gormless idiots to go there and they are like sheep… They all […]

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