The worst places to live in Shropshire
If Hot Fuzz was real, Cleobury Mortimer would be it! Where do I start with this strange little town. It’s basically a village on one main road but if the strange locals hear you say that, they’ll come for you with pitchforks and garlic. There’s more cars than people, the high street constantly smells of […]
I have sadly lived in the Whitchurch and Wem area all of my life (31 years) and have to say, it is one of the most awful places in the entire universe! Frequented by a mix of country yocals who look like they take a bath once a year, ***** (originally from overspill towns in […]
Here I am in a place I fear i will never escape. A place equal to and greater than the famed Royston Vasey. On paper Market Drayton should be a nice quiet town to live… WRONG. How did I get it so god damn wrong? I have entered the ‘SH*T-LOOP’. The Yokels What makes Market […]
Wellington is a market town near Telford, in Shropshire in the West Midlands. And my God, is it a sh*thole. The market itself is decades out of date, with outdated tat that old people bric-a-brac day in day out. The entire street is swamped with run-down bargain stores and shops that once were, which are […]
Read More… from Wellington, Telford: A depressive hole of wasters
Donnington is hardly spoken of in Telford. It’s no secret that it [allegedly] houses perverts, especially ones on Highlander Drive and Station Road. The people that have houses here think they are the dogs b*llocks, but they bloody aint! And no one with sense would live here. My sister who is underage has been offered […]
Read More… from Donnington, Telford – Home of alleged perverts and drugs
I grew up in Wellington, a market town in Telford. Telford is really a tale of two cities (or new towns in this case). On the one hand, you have some of the most amazing sites I have ever been. Wellington sits nestled at the base of the wrekin…a place of genuine historic interest as […]
It is without a doubt the most scenic and historically important place I have ever lived. It is also has the most moronic, cowardly, unethical **** population I have ever had the displeasure to discover. Their behaviour is truly appalling and they get away with it. They wreck children’s play areas, terrorise shoppers and residents […]
Whitchurch is a town in south Bristol, and it couldn’t be more ****** if it tried. Giant gold hoops earrings are like a currency there, used to buy L & B **** and a six pack of stella. You often find groups of ***** ******* around outside the local Asda, or nearby at the main […]
Read More… from Whitchurch – It's almost good compared to the rest of Bristol…
We’ve seen them all. ******* casually around lampposts and on small slate walls in your local area. Tastefully decked out in the latest tracksuit bottoms that have been washed with extra Daz in order to give them that brand new “I’m not poor” bright white look. Shame the trainers and the fake Fred Perry polo […]
Read More… from Oswestry: their trainers and fake Fred Perry polo shirts are caked in sweat & kebabs
Shrewsbury has to be the home of the ****. Boasting and Index, Argos and a chip shop all one one short street at one time, it is the place to hang out and spit at passers by. There is a mix in Shrewsbury – the ***** and scroats that hang around outside the many **** […]
I live near telford and me and my dad sometimes go out for a drink in a pub up there where some of my dads friend hang out. There is always trouble in the area as there are two villages nextdoor to each other called sutton hill and woodside. These to villages hate each other and the […]
Just to keep you up to date, the spar at Shawbirch was burnt down in an arson attack by the very ***** that used to shoplift from it every night. Which means of course that the Shawbirch ***** have now migrated to Wellington, as if wellington wasn’t bad enough already. I’m surprised you only gave […]
