To be cool in Hertford means you have to be hard. You can test out you’re hardness at the weekend, outside the local kebab shop once the pubs & clubs have shut. Young ***** do battle in the street, with little regard for their own personal safety! The ultimate chicken champ worrier will command a […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Stevenage
Further to a previous mention of the fair town of Stevenage (Britain’s first New Town… the cracks are starting to show) I’d like to add the following comment: Last year a national radio station described Stevenage as “devoid of culture”. Furious journalists at the towns bizarrely right-wing local rag “The Comet” immediately issued a rebuke, […]
Shrewsbury
If it wasn’t for the *****, attracted by a cheap riverside shopping centre, Shrewsbury would probably be alright. However, it is a total ********. Being in Shrewsbury must be good for *****. They can shoplift from the miniscule HMV with the oversized dance ‘music’ section, eat their excrement-like inedible ‘food’ in the medieval McDonalds, and […]
Market Drayton
This Place is getting ******* Every week, They Cant even keep there “Home of Ginger Bread” Status anymore. Since the Bakers ****** off to York to take there business elese where. The Chaves are spreading like a Bad Rash. They act like they own the place ******* around Threashers looking like there gonna buy some […]
Stafford
Compared to many towns listed here, not very chavish at all. ( some opinions may vary) BUT possibly a town on the edge of the cliff of Decency ******* on to the last branch of the tree of Reason, poised, legs dangling over the pit of ultimate chavness. In addition to all the usual signs […]
Telford
Telford is full of the ****!!! They generally stand around in their ‘oh so trendy’ Burberry hats and tracksuit bottoms and Shoks trainers, drinking White Lightning. To see them out in packs “the Telf Crews” – take a trip to the Telford Ice Rink, the Town Park, Donnington or the lovely and tasteful Athena nightclub. […]
Telford
aka Townie Central. Ok i see its already been nominated once …. but too be honest that article by far didnt do telford justice. sorry lisa …. but glad to see if was one of the first towns mentioned 😀 so ill just nominate it again. ok fav hang out spots: everywhere. town center is […]
Stevenage
One of the worst things I have ever witnessed in Stevenage is a baby left outside the local off-licence with a Rottweiler tied to the pram! To my surprise many of the inhabitants have the same knowledge on geography as Jadd Goody from BB3. Practically every woman has a dolphin or a rose tattoo. Most […]
Welwyn Garden City
This town really is the breeding town of “yung *****”. Thrown out of the house until mum’s boyfriend is back from the pub and asleep on the Argos sofa, teenage chavsters are really at a loss for something to do. Even though they’re gobby enough to talk their way into out of town pubs who […]
Kidderminster
I would have to say and no one can even attempt to argue with me, that the town of Kiddeminster is the chaviest ever in the world of ****. If ***** had a country of their own then Kidderminster or Kiddy as it’s known would be the capital around the town centre of which they […]
Stevenage
Original Submission by Lawrence It’s not just for the 1000’s of teenage mothers that Stevenage is famous for. There are all the usual **** kids and parents in tracksuits and burberry, nice steel green necklases around the town, but, they aren’t even up to date with it. What the ****’s in Essex will be wearing […]
Telford
Original Submission by Lisa I would like to nominate Telford, Shropshire as one of the chaviest places in the UK. Of course you have the obvious places like Lancaster and Liverpool but Telford is different! Telford is full of extremely ‘special’ people who hang around the main shopping area know as the ‘town centre’. They […]
