I just had to add something to what has already been written about this Black Country jewel after living there for five years…. Apparently, Wolverhampton is now a city, although St. Peter’s Church, a thousand year old building there, is in better nick than the tired old Mander Centre wear the Mecca for **** “fashion […]
Category: West Midlands
The worst places to live in the West Midlands
Birmingham City Centre
Having read about all of the **** Towns in the UK, i have to admit that Birmingham had a more Dispersed **** Population compared to most of the UK, however, i still thought it deserved a mention. In my opinion, birmingham city centre exists solely for the purpose of ***** (it still remains an miracle […]
halesowen
from 6pm onwards, rain or shine, halesowen bus station is full of *****. they dont actually go anywhere, they just prevent everyone else from doing so. theres lots of fun things to do in the bus station, such as ******* around the offy, engaging in coitus with ones girlfriend, kicking in the bus shelters and […]
Stevenage
Stevenage – it featured in the film “Boston Kickout” – and didn’t come out of it very well. The Town Centre is full of *****. Beer bellied Dads(and Mums) all a-jangle with Elizabeth Duke, screaming at Bailey, Paris and Keisha while waving their Lambert and Butlers. Scaring the **** out of the local wrinkly population […]
Telford (again)
It’s been a while since I lived in Telford (I left in 1995 and grateful I am for that) but I would expect that not much has changed. I lived for a while on the Sutton Hill estate (generally considered to be the worst at the time) which had the only Spar (as far as […]
Solihull
The jewell in the West Midlands crown. The ideal home for doctors, executives, and all other good professions. A modern metropolis which prides itself in being the posh part of the Birmingham area. Sounds like an ideal place. However like most places these days, nowhere is safe from old Kev and Shaz aka **** and […]
Cannock
Well, i can’t believe this place hasn’t been mentioned already. As a new mover to the area i was horrified when confronted by a wave wannabe ‘ard’s ******* around the bus station, street corners and anywhere else that allowed the resident **** to congregate. Unfortunately, that seems to be pretty much most places in cannock. […]
Watford
When I registered here and found that Watford had not already been added to this list, I was shocked. It is, from my experience, the very epicentre of all that is ****. The town centre comes complete with at least one of every sports shop, it even boasts two JD Sports and 2 Allsports, both […]
Wolverhampton, init…
If you ever plan to (and I suggest you don’t) visit Wolverhampton, don’t ever go to Costcutter or Bradmore Chippy…they all “hang” there and do their “cool” things. These things may include anything, such as smoking, spitting, staring stupidly into the sky… I guess the town center would be the place where they mainly visit. […]
Telford
You have to remember, this place was created as a kinda overflow for Birmingham and Wolverhamption, so there councils dumped all the **** on poor old Telford. Used to be a nice place, but now, well, it’s a toilet. If you ever decide to vist there, the train is probally the best way, as the […]
Sutton Coldfield
Ah, welcome to the North Birmingham suburbian town of Sutton Coldfield. This place purports to be an affluent, well-to-do sort of area, but in reality harbours the sort of dole-ite **** even Trisha would run away screaming from. Firstly, it borders the scabby ward of Kingstanding, an area which for several years held the dubious […]
Hemel Hempstead
The lesser spotted ***** of Hemel are a special breed. They are tipified by their scraped back hair into some form of neon coloured scrunchie, black bras worn under white vests bought from Wilkinsons, with addidas trousers (yes these ***** are not only ill dressed, but are also behind the times as far as **** […]
